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Gretal does this have a fucking cliffhanger I have three chapters left and I am worried.

I don’t understand what’s attractive about jillian lol I think that’s my hang up. mattie is into her and im like. Why. she seems mean and annoying and not interesting. I love a mean female character but they’re usually interesting too.

are we going to get a sequel about, “the worst person in London” aka her lordship the marquess of royston

why does this book keep making me CRY???

this book has been way funnier than I expected

the joke about how clara should stop trying to be a successful businesswoman and should just be a housewife instead is INSANE in 2025

This book is so long. Why am I only on chapter 15.

Etsy witch mention SENT ME (go mariners)

shout out to the character cameos from other books I haven’t read

Connor is ANNOYING

this book would be good as a fanfic but I can’t get myself to care about the characters as much as I want to

not dylan loosing money in a CRYPTO crash 💀

A FEMALE PASTOR OH MAGDALENE

Sam will literally fight anyone lol

Magdalene: I hate this cat
Also Magdalene: *takes him to the vet, lets him sleep in her bed, feeds and pets him, lets him follow her around*

ah yes they’re definitely going to “end wokeness” at three dragons by… *checks notes* installing a queer headmistress

Sam being like, “oh you think calling me Samatha makes you some sort of Miranda Priestly” Milena Mckay I know what you are.

why do people keep calling this book a “toaster oven” book when both mcs know they’re queer prior to the beginning of the novel