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This Ahab guy sounds pretty cool. I’m sure he will be very normal when we meet him

https://youtu.be/3WPTM5rJVPU?is=2dHJW...

Never going to new bedford with my homeboy Ishmael again smh. All this mfer does is make biblical allusions and cower in fear from minorities. He is right about one thing though; whaling really is everywhere for those with eyes to see

Hehehe

A character named Israel just tried to murder an unarmed (to his knowledge) child. What did Robert Louis Stevenson know?

Man children’s novels used to just have ruthless cold blooded murder in the left and right. We need to go back

Jim is just like me fr (impulsive coward)

Yargh

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