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Did he read Machiavel? Because nothing in this plan can be described as Machiavellian

He has the AC AND the seat warmer on? Global warming is really Americans’ fault…

lol I’m not even married but I KNOW that it’s impossible to get a venue that normally needs to be booked years in advance in short notice, even with connections - it would mean canceling other weddings and good for her clients but not so great for the others

Was her dress not brown 5 pages ago?

Everybody who has been under a one-person-umbrella knows it’s not “a small bubble of protection”

Should she not confirm that she can do the wedding before calling her ex? I know it’s the premises of the book but she doesn’t.

When you insult someone for years of whore, even just for joking, it’s kinda of hypocritical to be shocked when someone is saying it not anymore for laugh.
The french traduction is not great, they’re using terms that I’m pretty sure no one was using in the late 90´s.

Ok I’m done with them talking in tirades, they sound super pretentious. And why ONLY in Shakespeare? It makes no sense for a student in theater to do only Shakespeare. Or I know nothing about actors?

Do they have to quote Shakespeare every time they speak?

Schools were not mixed in France in the 1920s. You can see that she did some research on France at this period but there are still some things that are way off.

Sorry what? Now we’re peeing on each other and inserting tampons as a reciprocating act of service? Is this what menopause is about?

As someone traumatized by bad haircuts, I will never say enough hairdresser is a formation of multiple years for a reason.

I like that she’s the one going for it, saying « I’ll secure the boy ». I think that’s the first time that I saw a FL chasing.

Bad characterization, she said at the beginning that her ex wanted to see her dance like a ballerina in a jewelbox but now she’s saying that he saw her dance once, and it was at training. You can go either way but not both way in the bad ex boyfriend path.

You’re in the water, ever heard of Archimedes’ principle? It’s not the flex you think it is

At the same time, you’re supposed to not invite people last minute to a wedding so the additional one-hour trip becomes unnecessary

I’m sorry but if she doesn’t know that the mascot of the Washington WOLVES is a wolf, she’s just dumb, not unconcerned by his celebrity.

She has a hangover after two mojitos? Am I an alcoholic? Am I super resistant to alcohol?

Why are pet names always so cringe? Sunshine? Really?

I don’t think you can bruise by squishing a lime (and I bruise quite easily)

I have so much second-hand embarrassment from this book. I can only read one paragraph at a time and then stop to breathe and remember it’s a story. I have the impression it’s trying to much to be edgy.

I’m French so I like to complain but I struggle with notations because I don’t want to be too mean “there are two wolves inside you” situation.

I’m reading a lot of romances at the moment because I tend to feel overwhelmed with other books (but I don‘t DNF, Mama raised no quitter).

I‘m following people who wrote at least one review that made me laugh.

Legitimate fear but that’s also normal that life changes and you loose some friends, you keep some - she said at some point she went to therapy but what did they talk about because clearly she still has the same issues than when she was a teenager

Ok now she’s fucking annoying, miscommunication is fun for a moment but it’s becoming old really quick

If they have an air mattress, could he not stay in the main house? Like they have an entire house but guests can ONLY stay in the cottages?

Already pissed at the guy, you cannot break up with someone, never have a discussion over it and decide “you know what? I want to try again”

Nobody cares in Paris if they don’t have a tip because we pay people, so joke on you, we can be rude and be paid

So she’s 24, he’s 36. That’s… a lot but let’s go with the flow.

Ok why is she saying she’s unattractive? We had 5 chapters were her good looks was talked about. And really “a pawn in a communist regime”? The owner is Singaporean, as we all know from this congress video, and as if Instagram is completely neutral on what it’s promoting. I saw “The Social Dilemma”. AND I’M NOT EVEN ON TIKTOK because you can complain about a lot of things about it, but come on!

This breakup makes no sense