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I don’t think you can bruise by squishing a lime (and I bruise quite easily)
— Aug 14, 2026 11:11PM
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You’re in the water, ever heard of Archimedes’ principle? It’s not the flex you think it is
— Aug 15, 2026 02:17AM
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At the same time, you’re supposed to not invite people last minute to a wedding so the additional one-hour trip becomes unnecessary
— Aug 15, 2026 02:06AM
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I’m sorry but if she doesn’t know that the mascot of the Washington WOLVES is a wolf, she’s just dumb, not unconcerned by his celebrity.
— Aug 15, 2026 01:54AM
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She has a hangover after two mojitos? Am I an alcoholic? Am I super resistant to alcohol?
— Aug 15, 2026 12:41AM