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Joey my baby like no one ever broke me like him and lizzie young

"His name is Joey. The irrelevant one. He's been our mother, Darren, when our real one checked out."
Joey Lynch you'll always be famous

"She was a baby having babies and it broke her!"
That quite haunts me daily btw.

"She makes my heart go, like, whoa."
"Is that right?"
"So bad, Da. Boom, boom, fucking, boom."

The friendship contract oh my babiessss

"Would you like a can of Coke? Joey's addicted and he always buys the real brand stuff."
Joey is addicted to a lot of different kinds of coke (joking is my way of coping okay?)

Gerard Gibson my bae

They're so precious to me oh god

"Shit, Kav. I was wrong. This fucker right here is the daddy."
YOU ARE RIGHT, KING CLIT. JOSEPH THEODORE LYNCH IS DADDY.

"I have allergies."
"Me, too. To assholes and bullshit," Johnny snarled. "Now tell me who made you cry and I'll fix it."
I remember seeing this exact quote before reading the series for the first time. Gosh, I'm so obsessed again.

God I love this series so much

The graphic audio is so good

Listen...Who tf is Tobias now

She let Rowan use the lavender soap😭😭 I'm literally sobbing

"Who is that?" Nesryn asked.
Aedion smiled. "Rowan."

MY MAN IS FINALLY BACK FUCK YEAH

"Rowan was the most powerful full-blooded Fae male alive. And his scent was all over her. Yet she had no gods-damned idea."
When is my husband coming back?

Lysandra being back omfg and sam being mentioned again like I want to throw up

"Claire was simply dazzling with big, puppy dog brown eyes and ringlets of light blonde curls. She had sunny disposition and a smile that could warm the coldest of hearts.
Even at four years old, I'd known is girl was different."
I love Claire so much oh my gosh

I'm back going to war

Dick and Babs are my literal parents oh my god

Ryke is actually so fine like he should be in jail for that and I still miss Lo

Ryke loves to rock climb while I'd love to Ryke climb-

"And what's the cure?"
Very softly, he says, "Me."
Siri play The Cure by Olivia Rodrigo

I actually identify myself as all of the Calloway sisters

Finally continuing this series yayyy...also Ryke? He's an asshole but so fineeeee like I wanna climb him also I miss my man Lo

What do you mean Giana is pregnant and Jason is dead?? Sobbing. Again.

I'm scared because all of this seems to good to be true