Taylor > Recent Status Updates

I am putting myself in the mindset I was in in the target center in 2008 at the Jonas brothers when you look me in the eyes tour (noting has ever felt like that again)

Nihilistic in a fun way!

My millennial ass is trying again bc I am getting fomo… idk if I can do it divas

A little too close to home but so far very readable

Don’t worry darling…

Kind of reads like gone girl (complimentary)

This semester I’m auditing a class… reading books by Moroccan authors… I bought a book about cuneiform…. Get in bitches we’re Learning

I told Ophelia if I didn’t have to go to work we’d cuddle in bed and finish this today :(

Me: how do Germans do anything? Everything is so haunted!

Them: idk but we have a word for it :) Vergangenheitsbewältigung

Japan is to quirked up white boys as Berlin is to disaffected bisexual bitches

Pretty zany and fun. Encountered the first bit of magical realism and it didn’t piss me off so I shall continue to read (that was the deal I made with myself)

Jason gave me this for Xmas last year and I’m finally reading it. I see why he likes graphic novels - it’s like if a movie was a book and also, there’s well-timed jokes!

Idk why this is such a slog for me. I briefly listened to the audiobook today and wish I had enough listening time on Spotify to finish it out bc it was a lot better with an Irish person reading it to me

Insert Selina Meyer what the fuck gif as my response to serge’s obsession with incest

God she is just so cool

One of the protagonists has an Australian mom named BLUEY… r u kidding

Can’t wait to use Jason’s VPN to watch the show