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This is the funniest book I've ever read

"For the normal drinker, sobriety is freedom from the negative physical and mental effects of alcohol, whereas for the alcoholic, sobriety is the removal of the most important coping strategy they have"

"Oh men. sometimes I wish I could gather up all the men in the world and hold them all at once. Sometimes I wish I could gather up all the men in the world and drop them into the fucking ocean."

"Once he had dreamed of being an artist, but Ireland's history swept away his canvas and conjured a new devotion. His job was to assemble and plant the device. Room 629 was his workshop."