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This book won't just rapidly fire high society at me the whole time... right?

This was quickly becoming my favorite poetry book, and then the library lost rights to their copy of the Ebook

... this 5 year old is the definition of writing children dialogue like an adult

1984 walked so this book could run

So far, it's like 1984, but better

The last 4 hours are a sermon in 1400s, fire and brimstone, Catholic preaching.

Husband: I'm going to start a war because my bros told me to
Wife: don't, that's stupid
Husband: no, you're stupid. You're a girl, and everyone knows girls are wicked and stupid.
*Wife lists a million reasons why to trust her*
Wife: you know I'm honest and patient, cause you've proven it time and time again.
Husband: yeah, you right

But with formalisms and rhyming

Fart joke counter: 3

Some reason this matches my sense of humor

Shoot. This might send me into a middle English phase. It got me to laugh already.

Soo much better than the movie

I like UW

So much has happened... and I'm barely over halfway done.

Running is cool
War is not cool
Sharks are sometimes cool

Running is cool
War is not cool

Running is cool

I'm barely in it, but so far, the writing structure is very profound, but not much past that.

Not a gym bro audiobook

Inconceivable