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TheeOwen
is 65% done
Husband: I'm going to start a war because my bros told me to
Wife: don't, that's stupid
Husband: no, you're stupid. You're a girl, and everyone knows girls are wicked and stupid.
*Wife lists a million reasons why to trust her*
Wife: you know I'm honest and patient, cause you've proven it time and time again.
Husband: yeah, you right
But with formalisms and rhyming
— Aug 17, 2025 02:17PM
Wife: don't, that's stupid
Husband: no, you're stupid. You're a girl, and everyone knows girls are wicked and stupid.
*Wife lists a million reasons why to trust her*
Wife: you know I'm honest and patient, cause you've proven it time and time again.
Husband: yeah, you right
But with formalisms and rhyming
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TheeOwen
is 91% done
The last 4 hours are a sermon in 1400s, fire and brimstone, Catholic preaching.
— Aug 20, 2025 01:05PM
TheeOwen
is 9% done
Shoot. This might send me into a middle English phase. It got me to laugh already.
— Aug 02, 2025 09:05PM
