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Husband: I'm going to start a war because my bros told me to
Wife: don't, that's stupid
Husband: no, you're stupid. You're a girl, and everyone knows girls are wicked and stupid.
*Wife lists a million reasons why to trust her*
Wife: you know I'm honest and patient, cause you've proven it time and time again.
Husband: yeah, you right

But with formalisms and rhyming

Fart joke counter: 3

Some reason this matches my sense of humor

Shoot. This might send me into a middle English phase. It got me to laugh already.