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As if my life wasn’t complicated enough, I’m about to head into FBI headquarters. Lovely.🙉🙉🙉

“Kill all the monsters,” she whispers. “That way they don’t hurt anyone else.”

And now im sobbing

I don’t bleed for the world anymore. Oh shi

A serial killer sharing a house with a homicide detective and a FBI agent. Life doesn’t get more complicated than this.

No it rlly doesn’t🥲

“So are you. Glad to see I’m not the only one losing my mind in this relationship.”😛😛😛

It’s all cloak and dagger right now. That’s what happens when you’re a serial killer dating a FBI profiler who hunts serial killers.😭😭😭

That’s the shit I’ve been rehearsing, preparing for the day when someone called me out.😭😭😭

WE ARE GETTING RIGHT INTO THIS DONT PLAY WITH ME RN

And yeah. I can handle the Boogeyman. Even a monster has nightmares. I’ll be his.” OH MY GOD LANA THE WOMAN U ARE.

Im OBSESSED with this fucking book oh my God.😛

Whoa. I need to slow down. I’m one fantasy away from tattooing his name on my ass. IM DYINGG😭😭😭

Because Lana Myers has been in my head since the day I met her, and it’d be nice if someone noticed I was missing. EEEEEEEEEEE

This book. I dont think Ive read anything thats made me so shocked, and disgusted by the world we live in. Marjane Satrapi once again THE GENIUS YOU ARE.

LOGAN: Then I definitely should have kissed you. THIS MAN OH MY GODDD

I kill people and he catches killers. And I can’t stop. I wish I hadn’t met him so early on in my list.☹️

LOGAN: I should have kissed you. OH MY GOD

Gotta love irony. We’re so terribly mismatched that it’s not even funny. If he’d seen the evil I’ve seen, he’d understand why some people deserve to die.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I drop back down to my seat, wondering how planning out a brutal murder is easier than dating. The world is entirely too fucked up.😭😭😭

Instead, I’m lost in a set of haunted green eyes I’ll be seeing later.😛😛😛😛😛

“The M.E. estimated that he was tortured for at least three days.

Shes such a bad ass i cant shut up abt her

“Don’t recognize me, Ben?” I ask mockingly, cocking my head. Ten surgeries ago, he might have recognized me immediately.

WHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTT

I know his routine better than my own. Just like I know in five seconds, the water will come on.

OH MY GODDDDDDDDD STOP STOP IM GONNA EXPLODE I LOVE THIS

Einstein isn’t helping me understand how easily I was just read. Or how vulnerable and exposed I feel in this moment.

Oh my God at this point ima put the whole ASS BOOK ON GOODREADS.

A loss, perhaps. Maybe more than one loss. Maybe pushed into solitude by life and staying there by choice?” WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING HOW ARE THEY SO SMART? and fine bro wtf?😛

“I don’t let strange men pay for my food. My mother taught me better,” I tell him, waving the twenty in front of him to take.🙉🙉🙉🙉

Einstein said, “The weak revenge. The strong forgive. The intelligent ignore.”

Literally one page in and i can tell im going to love this🙈

LETS GET TO ITTTTT FUCK YESSSS

THE DAD SOLD THE HOUSE?????? WTF?

“You just sucked my finger.” “I didn’t suck it, I moistened it.” “That’s worse.” “Stop complaining,” he said, still holding it out, “and take it.”was NOT expecting that🥰🥰🥰