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Sarah
is 80% done
As if my life wasn’t complicated enough, I’m about to head into FBI headquarters. Lovely.🙉🙉🙉
— 16 hours, 5 min ago
Sarah
is 66% done
“Kill all the monsters,” she whispers. “That way they don’t hurt anyone else.”
And now im sobbing
— 16 hours, 28 min ago
And now im sobbing
Sarah
is 26% done
A serial killer sharing a house with a homicide detective and a FBI agent. Life doesn’t get more complicated than this.
No it rlly doesn’t🥲
— Oct 12, 2026 09:12AM
No it rlly doesn’t🥲
Sarah
is 10% done
“So are you. Glad to see I’m not the only one losing my mind in this relationship.”😛😛😛
— Oct 12, 2026 08:20AM
Sarah
is 8% done
It’s all cloak and dagger right now. That’s what happens when you’re a serial killer dating a FBI profiler who hunts serial killers.😭😭😭
— Oct 11, 2026 05:41PM
Sarah
is 2% done
That’s the shit I’ve been rehearsing, preparing for the day when someone called me out.😭😭😭
— Oct 11, 2026 05:30PM

