Status Update

Sarah is 10% done

“So are you. Glad to see I’m not the only one losing my mind in this relationship.”😛😛😛

— Oct 12, 2026 08:20AM

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Sarah’s Previous Updates

Sarah is 80% done

As if my life wasn’t complicated enough, I’m about to head into FBI headquarters. Lovely.🙉🙉🙉

— 11 hours, 35 min ago

Sarah is 66% done

“Kill all the monsters,” she whispers. “That way they don’t hurt anyone else.”

And now im sobbing

— 11 hours, 58 min ago

Sarah is 39% done

I don’t bleed for the world anymore. Oh shi

— Oct 12, 2026 10:01AM

Sarah is 26% done

A serial killer sharing a house with a homicide detective and a FBI agent. Life doesn’t get more complicated than this.

No it rlly doesn’t🥲

— Oct 12, 2026 09:12AM

Sarah is 8% done

It’s all cloak and dagger right now. That’s what happens when you’re a serial killer dating a FBI profiler who hunts serial killers.😭😭😭

— Oct 11, 2026 05:41PM

Sarah is 2% done

That’s the shit I’ve been rehearsing, preparing for the day when someone called me out.😭😭😭

— Oct 11, 2026 05:30PM

Sarah is starting

WE ARE GETTING RIGHT INTO THIS DONT PLAY WITH ME RN

— Oct 11, 2026 05:27PM

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