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It took me a bit to get into it, but this ended up being so much fun! I'm actually so mad I have to wait to get the next couple books.

The concept of aliens having VR fanfiction and how they're utilizing it is hilarious, well done.

That might have been my favorite part of the book so far. Piss them all off, Carl. Piss them all the way off.

I have not seen a character this obsessed with building explosives since Wylan Van Eck... Carl might, in fact, be worse.

Okay we're getting VERY interesting now... very very interesting

This is all so truly disturbing

I know everyone keeps telling Carl to become a fighting class, but man, does he yearn for the pyromancy that comes with Artificing

The best running gag of this book is the foot fetish

Body horror is my least favorite thing in the world, so you can imagine how I feel right now.

It took a bit to get me interested, but now we're moving.

I think it says something about Carl's psyche that the first time he's been able to relax in years is in the midst of an alien invasion/death crawl. Maybe he's more relatable than I thought

This is the Rapture if it was from the devil omg

Is this… the cutest shit ever?

4.5⭐️???4.75⭐️??? Is this 5??? Idk I’m in love😭😭

Is this… the romance of all time???

I’m so glad that these idiots can just read each others minds. No room for the miscommunication trope. One of them is doubting the other persons feelings? Cleared up almost instantly. Thinking for a split second the other doesn’t love them? Nah, they realize immediately that they just can’t say the words. This is REFRESHING.

They’re winning ship of the month😭😭

Holy shit, an author not doing a stupid miscommunication trope??? Where have you been all my life???

Shane. I really, truly get why you’re kinda dense about this. Truly.
He likes you, you dumb idiot. He very much is treating you like his boyfriend rn😭 clue in.

I don’t think I can accurately discuss this book when my family follows me on this app🤣😅

4.75⭐️

There’s something so incredibly human about Maggie Stiefvater characters.

Oh, to see yourself in both Daniel and Beatriz…
I can’t talk about it or I’ll end up scribbling out poetry.

“Papa should shoot these dogs,” Judith replied.
“Bullets are too afraid to hit them,” Eduardo replied.

God I love Maggie Stiefvater.

“On the night this story begins, both a saint and a scientist were listening to miracles.”
Her prose😭😭

I can’t believe it; I really, really miss Mercymorn.

The only time I enjoy having absolutely no idea what’s going on in a book is when it’s written by Tamsyn Muir.

I’m so scared to start this book. These characters make me emotional and I am terrified of a cliffhanger. Gideon my beloved😭😭😭 come back the kids miss you. Harrow my beloved😭😭😭 come back, Gideon misses you

I’m sorry but this is gonna be bullshit to deal with😅 also “he’s tiny” is bullshit reasoning for why this should work

I shall call the past ten pages “Who Can Monologue The Most At The End Of The Book So That Saeris Comes Up With A Weird Plan Eventually”.