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Let’s get two things straight here: 1) the contents of this book are important, eye-opening and moving. 2) the author is f*cking insufferable.

Omg, name dropped on page 14 💁‍♀️

James when I find you it’s on sight I swear to god 🥊🥊🥊

Albie is a menace to society fr 💀😂

Des Moines AND Chicago mentioned let’s gooooo

I’ll probably get eaten up for saying this but this woman is giving the kind of “feminist” who is also “not like other girls” because she ~got a divorce~ and now she’s !free! and thinks skirts are silly because she knows how plumbing works now!

Bruh this should be required reading wtf

I’m obsessed

I fkin love John Green’s nonfiction.

Staring this book the same day as my period lets goooo 🩸

Unfortunately Heathcliff is actually vile. Who the f*ck is calling this the greatest live story of all time?? Emerald Fennell girl… HOW the f*ck did you turn this into a slutty romance? Like I’m actually sick? Are we reading the same book!?

I’m just really not getting where people are seeing the epic romance??? This is quite possibly the most f*cked up family ever? Like you wanna talk generational trauma? Babes this is where it all starts!

This was lowkey dull in the first 1/3 but they got me with that plot twist!!! Genuinely what the heck is going on!? I’m sat!

Thank fu*k for whatever forces of the universe kept me from reading this book until my frontal lobe was fully formed. If I had read this in my high school ap English classes!?? Oh god I would’ve been INSUFFERABLE (even moreso!)

This is entertaining and there’s an undercurrent of ~something~ brewing but for the most part it’s just been the classic trope of “I’m depressed and I have to clean the house in makeup boohoo.” Not to sound anti feminist, but I hope something interesting actually happens soon lol