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Noah Ruby is on page 70 of 704 of Disquiet Gods (The Sun Eater, #6)

I'm sure Hoid says something along the lines of "every story is worth telling" at some point in the Cosmere. This is proof that The Sun Eater does not exist in the Cosmere

— Aug 12, 2026 06:12PM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 413 of 739 of Empire of the Vampire (Empire of the Vampire, #1)

One must imagine Hadrian Marlowe if he was a good character

— Aug 05, 2026 01:57PM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 92 of 739 of Empire of the Vampire (Empire of the Vampire, #1)

Is this peak?

— Jul 20, 2026 09:21PM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 35 of 739 of Empire of the Vampire (Empire of the Vampire, #1)

More French people are we serious

— Jul 19, 2026 01:08PM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 390 of 432 of Between Two Fires

— Jul 12, 2026 12:45PM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 30 of 432 of Between Two Fires

Good start, excited for more

— Jul 06, 2026 07:53AM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 400 of 544 of Ashes of Man (The Sun Eater, #5)

The last 4 and a half books were all filler so that Christopher Ruocchio could finally write mpreg fantasies

— Jul 02, 2026 07:59AM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 375 of 544 of Ashes of Man (The Sun Eater, #5)

Please set me free from this book

— Jul 01, 2026 09:28AM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 305 of 544 of Ashes of Man (The Sun Eater, #5)

Oh shoot he's back

— Jun 25, 2026 12:24PM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 250 of 544 of Ashes of Man (The Sun Eater, #5)

7 more?

— Jun 22, 2026 08:07AM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 174 of 544 of Ashes of Man (The Sun Eater, #5)

Chapter 18: Shadows Upon Time
I'm starting to see a pattern here

— Jun 09, 2026 09:06PM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 140 of 544 of Ashes of Man (The Sun Eater, #5)

Chapter 17: Disquiet Gods
Mr.Ruocchio you can't keep getting away with this

— Jun 09, 2026 06:48PM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 470 of 544 of Kingdoms of Death (The Sun Eater, #4)

Mr Ruocchio wtf is wrong with you

— May 06, 2026 12:01PM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 298 of 544 of Kingdoms of Death (The Sun Eater, #4)

"And all was silent in that kingdom of death" he said the thing

— May 04, 2026 08:46AM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 45 of 544 of Kingdoms of Death (The Sun Eater, #4)

Time for the return of my favorite character, Hadrian "You clearly don't know elementary physics" Marlowe

— Apr 21, 2026 08:51AM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 612 of 784 of Demon in White (The Sun Eater, #3)

This book has played out in ways I would never have guessed in a million years

— Apr 11, 2026 09:25AM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 450 of 784 of Demon in White (The Sun Eater, #3)

Holy peak

— Apr 07, 2026 12:10PM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 305 of 784 of Demon in White (The Sun Eater, #3)

Chantry forbidden technology:

while(True):
if(heatSignatureDetected()):
knifeMissile.attack()
else:
sleep(.5)

— Apr 03, 2026 07:09PM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 106 of 784 of Demon in White (The Sun Eater, #3)

Drinking game: take a shot every time Hadrian mentions he eventually blows up Gododdin's sun and destroys the planet

— Mar 29, 2026 05:04PM Add a comment

Noah Ruby is on page 52 of 544 of The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

She ride on my iron tangle till I arrive at the stairs

— Mar 14, 2026 11:30AM Add a comment

The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

Noah Ruby is on page 200 of 388 of The Daughters' War (Blacktongue, #0)

"ChatGPT I stole half of my brother's company's food that they stole from a starving village for my birds and now he hates me"
"That's totally understandable, you were in beast mode"

— Mar 08, 2026 04:14PM Add a comment