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“We also have to argue about your compensation. I’m thinking fifty million as the base pay, plus another fifty for each produced offspring, if any. It’ll be up to you.”
I ———-

‘ list of life-threatening allergies:
1.Whatever cologne he was always wearing.
2.My body being forced into close proximity with his body.
3.His bow tie (which I was absolutely not internally obsessing over)
4.Him clipping my safety belt into place for me
I was very, very allergic to Jackson Sinclair doing a thoughtful thing.Even if it was in fake thoughtfulness and fueled by not-so-secret ulterior motives”
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20 MILLION DOLLARS!!!

This is funny I like it

Jaxon is the birthday fr

The plot is funny… like how did you not know he was a criminal 🙄😂

This is cute

Yo I hate Eddison … like shut up and listen😭

“ When he was only a couple of feet away, Brian saw the unshed tears in his brother’s eyes. He opened his big arms wide and Brian crushed into him. Ford’s arms sealed around him—damn a wound—and held him tight, while Brian let it all go. 
“I heard you, Brian. I heard you,” Ford whispered in his ear, cupping the back of his neck with love. “So fuckin proud of you.”
😭😭😭😭

Viktor was misrepresented in the previous book no ways

Viktor is freeeeeeaaakkkkkk

Ohhh yesssss George and Bane!!! Pleaseeee

Luca😭 I don’t trust you 🤨

The Narnia joke 😂😂😂

Cora rose is so healing 😭

This was too good🥹

Finally 😭😭oh I hate David

Truth revealed… 😭why is there 30% left 😭😭✋I’m scared

Please let that 30% be brutally murdering David

Uncle David 😐

Uncle I do not like you Rn😐

“Because I’m a size queen.”
“What the hell is that?” I grumble, and he turns beet red.
“I…well, I prefer large…you know.”
My mouth opens and shuts, and then a loud laugh erupts out of me, and people turn to stare.
“Well, shit. Maybe we should go at it then. You could be my first,” I joke.”

😭😂😂

This is funny 🤣😭

😭I’m worried about Elliot

Luke is also unhinged yo😭✋

Elliot being a killer🫢 … the rose too? Is he a serial killer or just unhinged