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"I'll be your shadow so no one dares to hurt you"

"Killian is the worst monster I know, but he's the only person I've wanted with twisted depravity."

I'm not sure if I should be like "aww that's kind of sweet" or "GIRL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"My, baby. Are you stalking me?" I grin. "Mom, come pick me up. I'm scared."

When the psychotic stalker has sarcasm that matches my own👀

"The world is painted in different colors, depending on the angle you see it from."

"The world is painted

"Well, guys, I've been kind of kidnapped by what I'm sure is a serial killer in the making, but I forgot about that as we sat and watched fireflies."

tbh, I'd probably be distracted by the fireflies too🤭

"I learned early on that I don't fit in the normalized, stagnant, preached society. I was born to reign over it. No questions asked."


Well...if I didn't already know you were a major jerk, that line confirmed it!

Anyone else tweaking out over gr recommendations? You seriously going to tell me that CHARLOTTE'S WEB is like FREAKING TWILIGHT???????

"Hate me. Love me. Kill me. I don't care. I won't leave you."

"I don't know when my brain and heart had separated from reality so badly they decided to fall in love with evil personified."

"And with every step I take through the crackling snow I can feel the ice that had frozen my heart crack with it."

Ok...goodreads no. just. no.
WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD" based on by "book-husbands" shelf? Seriously?!

"And good f̷̦̰̯͚̤̻̙͙̝͛̈́̐͌̈́̈̇́̚͝ǜ̷̟͇̠̳̣̣̞̭̲̐̾̔͛͘͘č̷̦̳̼̤̘̏̅͒̃̿̓̚k̶̻͚͈̔̍̑́ị̶̻̺̠̩̭̤̯͆͘n̷̗̈́ģ̸͈͕̯͈̺͗̒͛͂̕ girls deserve all the boys who would burn down the world for
them. "

Okayyyyy kinda liking the dedication tho -👀

ANDDDDDD THERE GOES THE DMS!
Seriously goodreads?

Sooooo my History teacher is a funny man... he expected a bunch of high schoolers to bring home a book that weighs like 10 pounds and do work in it.... some of us actually forgot (ehem me) others purposely didnt (because his teaching is crap)...but now he posted an assignment for us that is FROM THE BOOK WE DIDNT BRING

Am i screwed?😭

Screaming in pain because I hit my kneecap against the table and all my nerves went:😵‍💫🫨🥴

"Her villain in shining armor had come to reclaim her."

Lowkey...I'd take a villain in shining armor over a knight in shining armor anyday.

"Not all doll-like creatures made good playthings. Some came alive in the middle of the night and killed you in your sleep."

One of my new favorite quotes

"Yes. I moonlight as a bard." His grin was mischievous. "Just kidding. I kill people and take their possessions. It's nearly the same thing, don't you think?"

No honey, it's not🤣

"At twenty, he was something of a (very sweet and respectful) lady-killer."

A sweet and respectful lady killer? Wow, this really is a fantasy novel😆