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Celeste
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"My, baby. Are you stalking me?" I grin. "Mom, come pick me up. I'm scared."
When the psychotic stalker has sarcasm that matches my own👀
— 23 hours, 39 min ago
When the psychotic stalker has sarcasm that matches my own👀
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Celeste
is on page 389 of 468
"I'll be your shadow so no one dares to hurt you"
— 21 hours, 54 min ago
Celeste
is on page 280 of 468
"Killian is the worst monster I know, but he's the only person I've wanted with twisted depravity."
I'm not sure if I should be like "aww that's kind of sweet" or "GIRL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
— 22 hours, 56 min ago
I'm not sure if I should be like "aww that's kind of sweet" or "GIRL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
Celeste
is on page 199 of 468
"The world is painted in different colors, depending on the angle you see it from."
— Jan 30, 2026 10:08AM
Celeste
is on page 145 of 468
"Well, guys, I've been kind of kidnapped by what I'm sure is a serial killer in the making, but I forgot about that as we sat and watched fireflies."
tbh, I'd probably be distracted by the fireflies too🤭
— Jan 29, 2026 03:55PM
tbh, I'd probably be distracted by the fireflies too🤭
Celeste
is on page 72 of 468
"I learned early on that I don't fit in the normalized, stagnant, preached society. I was born to reign over it. No questions asked."
Well...if I didn't already know you were a major jerk, that line confirmed it!
— Jan 29, 2026 01:01PM
Well...if I didn't already know you were a major jerk, that line confirmed it!

