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"I'll make sure you always choose me as much as I choose you"

"I'll be your shadow so no one dares to hurt you"

"Killian is the worst monster I know, but he's the only person I've wanted with twisted depravity."

I'm not sure if I should be like "aww that's kind of sweet" or "GIRL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"My, baby. Are you stalking me?" I grin. "Mom, come pick me up. I'm scared."

When the psychotic stalker has sarcasm that matches my own👀

"The world is painted in different colors, depending on the angle you see it from."

"Well, guys, I've been kind of kidnapped by what I'm sure is a serial killer in the making, but I forgot about that as we sat and watched fireflies."

tbh, I'd probably be distracted by the fireflies too🤭

"I learned early on that I don't fit in the normalized, stagnant, preached society. I was born to reign over it. No questions asked."


Well...if I didn't already know you were a major jerk, that line confirmed it!