Alyssa Madara > Recent Status Updates

At least we know the reasoning of the title.

I’m hella confused otherwise…

Hear me out. (My predictions)

-Abby is on the island
-Abby was trapped upstairs in Sandy’s Home and the banging was her trying to get Grady’s attention (not Sandy’s mother)
-The call in the phone book maybe was Abby as Sandy said the highest place on the island and most likely to get a single is her house.

Not sure why they would Kill the old author (Charlie I think his name was)

I don’t like the audiobooks voice - also what in the sound effects (water and the muffled phone call).

Might have to drop this book.

Folklore mentioned… okay miss swiftie!

“Other couples I knew then and know now had many more flags… redder flags… and they stayed married”.

Hmm well isn’t this Ironic.

My heart breaks for this girl 💔💔

Just need to shout out - the mention of Long Island in any book makes my day!

Also ik this is based off a true story but the mention of her family’s life during covid was related.

Playing Fortnite and Learning to Make Homemade Pasta!

Couples = Osprey

Already in the first few pages, we can already visualize the cover and it’s role in the book.

She watches these Osprey birds each year… to see if they will survive the season (full of obstacles & raccoons).

Knowing this book is about marriage & divorce - we can compare marriage, obstacles, longevity, to the survival of these birds & with the alike words of “Osprey” and “couples”.

WOW SOOO MUCH IS HAPPENING!

Every character kinda sucks…. But never as much as Lisa.

I know its not Scott - it would be too obvious.
But god damn are these characters pissing me off!!!

Imagine having $100,000 saved up!?

Can’t relate 🥺

And are we surprised??

I never liked Lisa!

Lisa needs to grow up - she is so possessive and would be much happier in life if she learned to share and be more open minded.

Awe wait I feel bad for him.

Oh boy - plot twist alert ‼️ ⏰

Are we going to forget that he owe those random kids $5,000 now…

If your kids and cat is missing, why not say… “my cat is missing and I gave them money to help search for him”??

Instead you say “I am driving across the country giving poor children money”

OMG kids can be so bad. Rude La La La!

What the actual f*ck is wrong with children!

This kid is making me so mad!

I’d assume he let PJ go and whisper beer because he doesn’t want his sister to find this man in Texas but OMG!!!!!

The cat definitely knew what was going to happen at the hotel - that’s why pancakes was tapping the windows to open them

I was waiting for this to happen…

Pj broke his sobriety (ironically in a dry town)

I really liked this quote:

Everyone needs the following -
Someone to love
Something to do
Something to look forward to

IM SORRY WHAT DID THIS PARROT JUST SAY??!

Damn, not the parents buying the plots next to Kate and not getting one for the other kid.

Just goes to show how they treat her.

Wait - yeah what has this cat been eating this whole time?

lol the Target Security really should be proud of themselves because everyone now is too scared to steal from Target.

Woah and here I thought Ollie was older than Sofie.