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best advice i ever got (and i will be reposting in 3 months)

"if something is worth doing, it's worth doing poorly"

it doesn't make sense at first, but if being the best version of you is worth being then showing up and doing 5% is better than nothing at all
dont let society overwhelm u with how u have to do stuff on ur worst days
DoorDash is always better than starving urself
smth is ALWAYS better
u got this <3

Hello my beautiful toe suckers.
if you haven't already viewed my PROFILE
that I literally cant accept group invites at the moment.
As some of you might know...im going through a lot
i dont want to join a group and then just ignore all the 50+ messages
like thats lwk rude to the mods since i never even open them, since im in like 100 groups.
I also left my previous groups IM SO SORRY EVERYONE I FEEL REALLY BAD

Me cuase all my posts are flopping so hard
but here is the art i guess 😭😭😭https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A...

IDK if yall care....maybe u dont idccccc
but here is a LILLL bit of my digital art
(IM A PAINTER BTW - THIS IS NEW)
this was my like FIRST ever piece , i js drew it as a doodle gng
CREDITS TO OWNER

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A...

Guys idk if anyone wants to see my DIgital art but if u do please tell cause i wlk wanna share it so BAD
also pleease - they are all inspired off stuff on pin so credits to the original owners
But ye....should i?

ME - "HEYYY! IM SO FREAKING EXCITED TO SEE U THIS WEEKENDDD WHERE WE MEETING? BTW MWUAHHHH 🥹🥹🥹✨✨✨✨"
*insert meme*
*insert meme*
"🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰"


Them - "oh ye. in the park?"

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THAT'S IT! I'M REMOVING UR SPINE PRIVILEGES

anyone whos having a bad day idk
mwuahhhh
~MUWAHH~
also - your tongue print is unique to you, just like your fingerprint. so if u ever feel useless s know im after ur tounge. HEHEHHEHE

jokessss

the girl I thought I wanted to maybe even marry was probs gonna be my soulmate
told me (when i asked her to apologise for doing smth i told HER NOT TO DO MULTIPLE TIMES - resulted in a burn mark on MY face)

...."that im sorry ur being emotional right rn"

.....
i was asking her to say sorry. thats i asked.

sorry i didnt wnat ot be negative on this app but i needed to get it out:)

GUYS STORYYY TIMEEE
IDK im so bored
but imma go shower and when i come back i lwk wanna read any stories u guys have about like the weiredest/dumbest things u have done JUST to pull someone.. or anything related.
NO SHAME PLEASE ENTERTIAN MY BORED AHHHH DIVAS PLEASSEEE

me when a hot ASS badddie on goodreads say smth so yummy and we send eachother firend requests at the same time

didnt think i made this obvi enough but yall FINEEE ASSS WOMEN or men..or both...or neither
YALLLL FINNE ASSSS HUMAN BEANS

HEYYY GANG IM GOING ON VACATIONNN (not really, its more like a sad funeral trip) - but its ~FINEEE~
ANYWAYS IM SORRY I WONT BE ACTIVE FORE THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS as much
like all the time
SO YE
HAVE A BLESSED DAY TO ALL MY LOVELY FRIENDS WHOM I ADORE UTTERLESSLY (sorry we were learning Victorian extracts in english)

PLEASE MAKE SURE SHE SEES THIS
alr
NO ONE
NO ONE cussed u out until U STARTED hating on one of the sweetest, nicest human men I have ever talked to
U HAD NO RIGHT TO DISRESPECT, BASICALLY, HIS ENTIRE IDENTITY

DONT CRY ABOUT PROBLEMS U CREATED,
NO ONE HATES U, SO PLEASE DON'T HATE SOMEONE RANDOM ON a "book app"

AND KENJI - BRO STFU. THATS NOT FAIR, LET US DEFNED U ALR?
WE LOVE U
JUST THE WAY U ARE BISH

Can someone please explain to me what pleasure people get out of being homo + trans phobic (and disrespectful) or sexist
Like i never understood why people are so scared of....people.
AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON "protecting kids"
THE KIDS ARE MORE UNDERTSANDING AND LWK THAN U

tO THE COWARD WHO DELETED THE HATE COMMENT, if your gonna be a hater, at least be a proper one
DONT fu-- around for fun
IF U HAVE SMTH SAY, JUST SAY IT LOSER
PLEASE CAN WE GROW UP

Okay guys, so due to time zones, i js woke up and WHO TF THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO SEND DEATH THREATS?
Common, is this middle school?
Please, GROW TF UP AND LEARN TO RESPECT PEOPLE.
u don't like this tampon, gay crap, cool.
iu dont lie book bfs, cool.

NO ONE SAID U HAD TO. MAKE A PRIVATE GC, DON'T LOOK AT UR UPDATES, FILTER THEM FOR GODSAKE.
But NO ONE has the right to harass. ARE WE CLEAR?
LEAVE THEM ALONE.

TO AARON, JACKS AND KENJI, AND XANDER


BAHAHA SHES RIGHT NEXT TO ME U RAT - the girl who was shipping jacks with aaron before

she says: shut up bruh ur guys are gonna be SOOOOOO good together trust meeee!! oop wait jacks got together with kenji. OKAY CHANGE OF MIND i ship xander and aaron BAHAHAHAHAHHAAA

anyways i just wanted to say...tampon is lwk cute
BUT STILL A BAST-- CHILD AND SHOULD BE KILLED IM SORRY TAMPON I KNOW U JS A BABY BUT NO ONE LIKES U ANYMORE

and also - if jacks is seen refusing he has a man crush on aaron (he told me hes just tryna protect his relationship or smth) SO BE NOICE TO OUR POOR BABY

ALSO - I AM LIKE SERVELY JEALOUS OF XANDER AND KENJI LIKE ---
who said that? wind just so loud today

GUYS I KNOW WHERE TAMPON IS. HE IS ON MARS. THEY PUT HIM THERE. SOMEONE GET TO HIM

I swear to god if SOMEONE DOESNT Nuke this baby

sO ABOTU KILLING TAMPON
ummm
alot more people agree with me than i thoguht
IF U WANT TO JOIN TEH ARMY, WE KILL TONGIHT
START BY KIDNAPPING THOSE ANNOYING PARENTS FIRST
all in favor pplease like so i know im not going crazy

me becuase im jealous of this kid named FUDGIGN TAMPON that everyone loves, was born like 2 hours ago, has gay dads that ARENT EVEN THAT GAY IN THE ACUTALL BOOKS, and is obsessing over but when i was born .....
LITTERALY NO ONE BUT MY PARENTS GAVE A CRAP.

TY TO ALL OUR BOOK BFS AND GF FOR ENTERTAINING US. THIS IS GENUNINELY SO HARD TO BE THIS HOT AND PREPPYLICOUS.

also if ONE MORE OF U GET GAY WITHOUT ME I WILL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT WITH MY BARE HAND AND LIKE IT

ummmm anyways divas ye my 3rd aunty or smht died so i was like not here yesterday but good job for making the groups ALSO TO THE HATERS...
LITTERALLY GO CRY ABOUT IT AND FILTER YOUR UPDATES

To jordan - ILY

Hey guys, i just wanted to say im probs gonna be offline for a while, im dealing with some death in the family.
Thx for the enertainment this past week tho. <3

GUYS EVERYONE I ADORE IS HERE (Cardan mostly but y'all others as well...i guess )

SOO ummm i lwk fell in love with jordan, and i wanna marry her
SO IMMMA DO A PUBLIC PROPOSAL. CAN YALL MAKE SURE SHE SEES THIS
to my other wives - uhhhh ily dw

JORDAN - DO U WANNA MARRY ME?

fah I cant comment
But aaron get ur asss back in the fight rn
and the girl tryna stop it
BACK TF UP, LEMME WATCH MY SHOW
also - im rooting for cardan, it is very biased

UM Since uuh all our bfs are here...
can yal like fight
LIKE PLEASE
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET THEM TO FIGHT EEACHOTHER

heyyyy baddies - comment lock ...:(
ALR SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY ALL THE BOOF BFS SPAWNED FROM WHAT TF IS HAPPENING

allso - ASH, not me the other one, ASH who js friended me, ummmm omls love ur profile so much so glad u found me. <3

ALSO - nice socks (if u get teh reference, marrry me. If u have, DO IT AGAIN BISH)

UMMM So i married my beautiful wife and we are in mexico rn becuase we just are (she gets what she wants)

I AM NOW OFFICAITNG THE MARRIAGE OF JORDAN AND SHRIYA becuase jordan's gay ahh fell in love with her AT MY WEDDING .. i see how it

SOOOO basically hwen yall want?

Guyssss im not bothered for all tsss.
ALR
I GOT COMMENT BLOCKED I DONT CARE ANYMORE
*shriya says eveyrthing important*
*beautiful singing by jordan pookie*
*i kiss my beautiful bride*
we thank eveyrone for coming.
THE END
- babe btw where di u wanna go for the honeymooon?

Im getting married to this girl i met 2 secs ago and wanted to do it live
she is the love of my life - not taking any questions at the moment
THX FOR THE OFFICATOR - shriyaaa AYY alr lessgo

also - aubrey babe i know i married u earlier today and i still love u dwwww im still ur wife as well