Ashyyyy > Status Update

Ok so one time I was like 10 and I’m autistic and adhd so I forget to do everyday things LIKE SHUT THE FUCKING BATHROOM DOOR WHEN IM PEEING. So basically my male crush FUCKING SAW ME ON THE FAXING TOILET AND I LEGIT DIED OF EMBARRASSMENT

Also I have walked in on my mom naked like 1,000 times and walked in on my dad naked like 3 times so yeah

Unrelated to pulling someone but it’s entertaining soooooo maybe I didn’t read the full update😅

Ok so this is totally toxic so I’m sorryyyy
But I used to just call my crush/bf bc it was more of a situationship like ALL THE TIME and he would answer right away but I didn’t want to seem annoying so I’d be like oh my god sorry! How crazy I butt dialed u again! Then we’d talk for hours and I still talk to him and call him but I don’t do that anymore but I still don’t know
If he knows I was faking it lol

Not stupid i think, but i purposely dropped a quarter so this guy would hand it to me, he did😏

He said he thought Hermione Granger was hot in her Yule Ball dress so I literally BEGGED my mom to let me buy a replica... (This was like 6th grade)

BAHHAHHAHA ALL OF these are so funnny thx twinsss
im serioduly gonna make some fics inpired of these
I'M DYING. YOU WHAT?
wait these are so cute
i have so much inspritation for my Ao3

If you do one based on mine send it to meeee