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Ashyyyy
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me becuase im jealous of this kid named FUDGIGN TAMPON that everyone loves, was born like 2 hours ago, has gay dads that ARENT EVEN THAT GAY IN THE ACUTALL BOOKS, and is obsessing over but when i was born .....
LITTERALY NO ONE BUT MY PARENTS GAVE A CRAP.
Aug 31, 2026 05:04PM

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message 1: by Ashyyyy (new)

Ashyyyy iM GONNA kill tampon...


♡♣ Shivani ♣♢ {To Char, love Nick♥} BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LETS KILL HIM TOGETHER 🔪


♡♣ Shivani ♣♢ {To Char, love Nick♥} 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪


Nicole Pearson (Shan's Wife) If it makes you feel better, I think he is kinda annoying tbh. A kid with anger issues is already setting off the alarm bells


☆ᴶᵒʳᵈᵃⁿ☆{Silly goober} [A Sweet Tooth, for you] BUT I LOVE THAT YOU WERE BORN BABE


message 9: by kenji (new)

kenji (felix and elle 2.0) i’ll adopt you too it’s okay


message 10: by kenji (new)

kenji (felix and elle 2.0) WHO THE FUCK JUST CALLED MY CHILD ANNOYING


message 12: by kenji (new)

kenji (felix and elle 2.0) LYRA KANE JUST CALLED MY CHILD ANNOYING.


Sophie_Keefe_Foster (Felix's wife) OOP HOW COULD THEY!


message 14: by Rowan (new)

Rowan {Circe’s version} 🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🎶I WANNA MURDER TAMPON I WANNA START A FIGHT🎶


message 15: by Dante Santos (new)

Dante Santos ummm....is this a real kid? 😭


message 16: by Rowan (new)

Rowan {Circe’s version} NO BUT I WANT TO MURDER HIM NONETHELESS


Sophie_Keefe_Foster (Felix's wife) umm the fact that theres a song is concerning ..


message 18: by Rowan (new)

Rowan {Circe’s version} ITS THE ANTHEM


message 19: by Dante Santos (new)

Dante Santos Lenore Dove{previously Evelyn} wrote: "NO BUT I WANT TO MURDER HIM NONETHELESS"

okay...I was bouta lose my crap if someone actually named their kid Tampon


Sophie_Keefe_Foster (Felix's wife) Same bro I don't blame you
I'm surprised I don't see Kenji or Xander crashing out more....


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