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everyone in this book is the absolute worst. also, is Linton Collin from The Secret Garden? Such a weiner.

this book is a humor book, right? it has to be, i can’t tell you how many times the nanny’s lines have made me laugh.

EXCUSE ME. although when they said she was alive i kind of saw that coming.

wtf she really did just run away, this better be a good excuse.

“i just want the best for my sister” or whatever she said. no, you just want to force what YOU think is best for your sister upon her, which is going to make her shut down even more. ask me how i know.

the short chapters and switching views are driving me CRAZY

it’s no wonder it’s taken me so long to read this. i’m STRUGGLING

“You don’t need therapy. Not if you have Jesus.” BWAAAHHH

if you asked me to tell you where i thought this story was headed, it wouldn’t have been any of what is happening

“Family reunion” what. the fuck.

“once every generation, someone has super special blood uwu” HUGE eyeroll for that Twilight moment….

at no point have i had any idea where this book is going next.

anne and diane are gay for each other

listening to this at 1.75x the speed absolutely fits the “this girl never stops talking” feel from the adults

the polar bear ate his body lol

but also, is this just a greek tragedy? is she actually Job and god is just killing everyone? what’s going on???