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class of 1989, unknown father. eric is cameron’s father, tova is his grandma, and cameron’s mom only turned to drugs after eric died, right? is that what happened?

jesus christ

no, no one’s going to notice a COP missing, that’s fine. wipe down finger prints but forget the fact that there’s a dash cam that saw where he was.

“this is how much i love you” WHAT.

“I’ll stop taking folic acid!” me: *screaming audibly*
the caption “for my king” me: *hurk*
this makes me want to DIE because people are actually like this.

this creature with bat wings and no pupils is an angel sent to get me pregnant! just like jesus’s mom! *crying*

everything happening is so close to what is happening today. it’s horrific. as a trans person, i feel Bertie’s fear, at just being afraid to even leave the house. i’m scared to even go to the grocery store.

everything is just…. convenient. nothing’s really a problem. even the actual problem, wasn’t. she sent a letter and the police were like “lol okay guess we’ll look into it”. and all her clues come from a random cashier who is….? nothing else from her? okay.

“even with a black eye, you are so damn beautiful” cringe.

“what a coincidence that i happen to be who i am! case closed, no need to look further!” you’ve got to be kidding lmao

“she looked downright “sko-lee-tull”. she looked WHAT?! audiobooks are wild sometimes.

did we really need all the description of her breasts from the breast milk? also, you’d think if nina knew what andrew did, she wouldn’t hire millie? unless it was on purpose to get away from him. or as an excuse for an alibi for murdering him.

this is painting nina as the crazy one so it’s probably millie who’s crazy. “he has no idea about my life” waaah i was in jail, let me whine to myself forty more times.

….microwaved frozen chicken nuggets? 90seconds????