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If Tova had gone to therapy, she'd have resolved her issues so much sooner instead of speaking to this poor, poor octopus.

Fuck me, it takes long enough for Cameron to get to the aquarium.

So... what's that octopus up to? He's still in the story, right? I mean, I'm reading this book for him, but he's barely visible. and I don't care about the humans at all.

Not enough octopus. Too many humans with simple, predicable, insufferable problems. I've read enough of these same problems elsewhere. I want to read about octopus problems.

"When you're being creative there is no such thing as a mistake."

First mention of "Hair Brain, Tortoise Mind" and I've been referencing this for months after.

Holy shit, this keeps getting better. I love when I cant predict what's happening, and two massive awesome things just happened that I didnt see coming. This series is so damn good.

How on god's green earth is this book so fun? I can't wait for the series based on this. I just hate waiting.

This narrator is insufferable. I would hate to know her in real life. She'd get unnecessarily invested in something private and want to let everyone know about it. Why does she care? Well, she's bored, I guess.

Goodness, the narrator is starting to really grate on me. I don't know what it is, but she's insistent on finding Sarah and the reasons feel entirely selfish. She's going through drama in her own life, and it's as if finding Sarah and apologizing will assuage her guilt? Make her feel she has some power/control over her life because she certainly doesn't with her husband. Nosey nosey nosey.