Caroline’s Reviews > Remarkably Bright Creatures > Status Update
Caroline
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Not enough octopus. Too many humans with simple, predicable, insufferable problems. I've read enough of these same problems elsewhere. I want to read about octopus problems.
— Oct 11, 2026 05:12PM
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Caroline
is 50% done
If Tova had gone to therapy, she'd have resolved her issues so much sooner instead of speaking to this poor, poor octopus.
— Oct 11, 2026 06:40PM
Caroline
is 43% done
Fuck me, it takes long enough for Cameron to get to the aquarium.
So... what's that octopus up to? He's still in the story, right? I mean, I'm reading this book for him, but he's barely visible. and I don't care about the humans at all.
— Oct 11, 2026 06:10PM
So... what's that octopus up to? He's still in the story, right? I mean, I'm reading this book for him, but he's barely visible. and I don't care about the humans at all.