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Need to keep reminding myself that it's not Munda's fault that I recently read two Dramione's published traditionally 😭

Fortunately, nothing more that Carissa Broadbent loves than the 'Enter' key

i was like, i might as well finish the duology because it's totally doable when at the beach all day, thinking it was like 500 pages long. it's 700 pages

You have to read classics because they are hilarious lmaooo

they are moving at a craaaazy speed. girl

Trying to figure out whether this was originally a r/nosleep post because that is what it reads as

Bruh, how have we been here for so long and we're not even halfway through

Either I am being played for a fool here and falling for the obvious conclusion and there will be a switcheroo by the end OR this chick is dense AF

idk i don't think this book is nearly as smart and complex as it needs to be in order to deliver something that a tweet would not be able to but we'll have to wait and see

I sort of wish that the book didn't do the whole flashbacks and everyone gets a pov thing. It would've kept it much more suspenseful and less transparent. And it's not it is like it is an exploration of those characters - if Hawkins wanted to build up their complexity, she should have just done it within the main pov / plot line maybe?

somehow this contemporary novel feels less progressive than jane eyre, like what?!?

not sure if she thought she was doing a gone girl plot twist here like we aren't familiar with jane eyre?

even if i hadn't already known this was a fanfic originally, i would have been able to tell lmao

bulgaria mentioned!!

just because you acknowledge in the text that ransom is a fuckass name does not mean that it does not take me out every time is mentioned 😭

Whenever this gets good, Jules starts talking about how FUCKING HARD he is because Selene is sooooo hoooot and pretty and did you guys notice that he is like, SO HARD right now? Did you guys know this?

A book with such an interesting premise should not be so boring and underwhelming lmao

i have to be honest - is this not technically mafia romance, except the world building is so clever you nearly forget it?

all love and peace but the prose of this is EXHAUSTING

writing explicit sex scenes but typing freaking instead of fucking in the paragraph above just about sums this book up, i think

Confused how people think this book is "vibes only" when you actually have to write the ~vibes~

Should have - admittedly - started book club book earlier because reading on a crunch is ruining the experience here. Maali Almeida is such a cool character though - almost too cool, to the point of seeming Hollywood-esque.

The reset was soooo good for Broadbent because this is actually readable. (She also actually has a structure to work with which helps, as per her own previous admission)

I do not think that I have ever in my life read such abominable prose

Now, not to argue here but no Irish person could claim superiority of football over NFL bc footballers don't spend their time getting CTEs when I know more people with repeat concussions and physical trauma from playing rugby casually than any other sport.

I am at this point just waiting for this book to end

At the risk of sounding like Cpt Obvious but just the blatant bullying and institutionalised racism in this pisses me off so much, I am ready to put it down

me, eastern european: knows that not every country queues