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Chthonic: of or relating to the underworld. Had to look it up.

Spellbinding.

The spine cracks itself open. I think that as long as you can imagine a fulfilling sexual experience that involves a penis, even if it’s your own, this will only serve to stretch the limits of what you already find interesting, kuchka.

J’adore

I want to read it with a knife and fork. Amazing.

Surprisingly hilarious.

This book’s drag name is Paige Turner.

Every now and then, I’m so excited to read a book...if you don’t hear from me for five days, you know where I am.

Every now and then I am so excited to read a book...if you don’t hear from me for five days, you know where I am.

Argh! I was so excited when I realized that this was about a hermaphrodite and not someplace in New England, and then it turned into some magical historic thing - Tom Robbins on the Acropolis (gag) - but I borrowed it from my neighbor and can't return it until I can present some plausible case of having read most of it.

This is the most hilarious book of criticism, in a good way, that I've read so far since Nobody's Perfect (A. Lane). Trying to quote it is like trying to describe a black hole.

No. I decided no, I do not have time to read about adolescent boys in tennis camp.

I was basically sold when I opened the book randomly and read: "Boston AA is like AA nowhere else on this planet." Let's see how it goes.