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My dad bought this for me to like ? Bond or something but this book is genuinely unbearable. Think i might hate read it to the end

Let diana say fuck

'Caine felt a flash of anger. Josh was a kid, no more than ten. What was Sam thinking, putting kids in this position?' Caine youre the one shooting these kids oh my lord

At 34%.... only a bit over a days worth of plot left in the book... what can possibly go down omg

Albert reinventing capitalism from first principles

About 10% into this book Astrid says 'He's a manipulator, not necessarily a bad person' which is already too much complexity for the average booktok mind to comprehend. Also, she starts subtly manipulating Sam (for good) around 50%, speedrunning Cassie from Animorphs' entire personality

"One of those islands had a beautiful white yacht smashed into it. Sam considered detouring to take a closer look but decided against it." Foreshadowing!!

Michael grant naming key characters sam, caine and diana: and that could mean nothing

Last time i read this was when i was unemployed almost exactly 2 years ago....... lets get it

This girl makes no sense.......... she goes from believing that li shimin killed his family for a good reason, to then being horrified for moral reasons at sharing an apartment with him - girl? The fuck?

Plot picking up but prose is still soo..... juvenile idk come on guys has no one read animorphs

lotus feet were sooo fucked up i knew they bound them but i did not realise they BROKE their feet in half!!!

writing for this book still very mid though will dnf soon

God this is fucking boring

Megan whalen turner is a master in letting you know everyone is losing their shit without actually telling you than anyone laughed

The gods in book 1: barely aware gen exists
the gods in book 6: AND ANOTHER THING-

i KNEW he called him annux HA HAAAAA

I only skimmed the poetry bits but did kamet just meet a god ....???

Kamet: im dying im dyingggggggggg-- you insult my country? You stupid classless uneducated iditot?

This being a callback to eugenides tutoring costis in mede 2 books ago... MEGAN

megan whalen turner fans when essentially nothing happens for 40% of the book except for every character being very opaque: omggg im gagging

'I should have stayed in Hanaktos and built walls' I didn't understand Sophos when I first read this but now I deeply do.

Oh eugenides you bitch

The gods absolutely cackling with those coin tosses

“You have any mistresses and I’ll cut your other hand off.” Hahahahahahahha

Gen leaving earrings for attolia instead of eugenides... bitch

The power of this book just being called the queen of attolia... shes been that bitch always gonna be that bitch

attolia trying to act very chill about gen not being dead. fails.

Knowing whats going to happen does NOT make it easier

this is crazy !!

this is kinda boring but idk