“We went three times. He was back up in under two minutes flat. I got tired before he did, and he was doing all the work.” “See, that’s some twenty-eight-year-old shit right there. You think your cognac-drinking, receding-hairline, pushing-fifty-year-old Our Time date is gonna give you that acrobatic sex? He’s not. He threw his back out playing golf.”
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— Jun 12, 2026 01:06AM
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