Rian *fire and books* > Recent Status Updates

Hahahaha the entitlement!

I kind of love how vile Claire is

🤢🤮💩

“It can’t be a we problem?”
“No, it can’t.”

When I tell you, I cackled so hard my cat jumped off me, I mean it.

“The internet is also a distraction”

“there was way too much gratuitous dripping”

Poetry

Oooo that is some spitfire energy Anita

Genuinely obsessed with Sumi right now

You bet your bottom dollar I just gasped out loud

“It sounds like you children are going on another quest.”

Quest quest quest quest quest quest quest!

I swear I’ve never laughed so thoroughly at a memoir in my entire life

Cough, suspicions, cough

My suspicions are suspicioning

I’m soft DNFing this. I just can’t get past the rapist vampire being named Bob

Bartleby is the hero we all need

Oh ho ho I didn’t see that coming!

One small eye roll for the obvious foreshadowing 😒

OOOPH

“You are not required to make your death convenient.”

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I’m starting to get why some of y’all were obsessed with Manacled. Because if this is how SenLinYu writes after removing the [ew] and Handmaid’s Tale IP… good gravy boats. I am captivated. I am enthralled.

I’m gonna cackle if my guess is right

DNF

“You are a thousand years old, you should be able to face someone after you kiss them.“

“She felt less like a mere human being, and more like a human who was merely being.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

FUCK YEAH SLEDGIE

If this actually becomes a plot point I will gag

What I just texted my friend:

I just barely started the audiobook and you’re right, I’m not impressed so far. Firstly, the female narrator clearly was in an inferior sound booth cuz her sound quality is subpar to the male narrator. Secondly, we open with a (redacted) for the prologue and a (redacted) in chapter 1? Wtf is this? Intro to fanfic 101?

Literally 4% in and I’m annoyed. This is ridiculous.

Blegh