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Dex's dad is freaking hilarious and just plain awesome. "You'll be dealing with all the same nutjobs you were dealing w/ before, except now they have jaws and claws that will pull you apart like your favorite string cheese."

I seriously hope this guy has a big role in the books!

I told myself I would start reading this series when it is about half-way published 'cause I didn't want to wait forever for each book to come out, and seeing how we're close to book 4, I think it's about time I jump onto this bandwagon. Let's do this!

I've been flying through this book, reading it like a maniac, and then I just found out that I will be stuck waiting with everyone else for sequels that may or may not be released. Pooey!

Please let the sequels come out some time this decade! *whimpers*

He let his pants fall under their own weight to his ankles, curious to see how Damien would react to today's underwear selection, a pair of ultra-brief black lace boxer briefs.
I don't know about Damien, but I definitely know how I'm reacting:

It sucks when you gobble up an entire series because you are enjoying it so much, and then hit a brick wall with the latest installment since Whyborne is being a total d**k.

I'm having a hard time getting through this one.

So, Sev is a half-vampire who has skin that can bounce off bullets like Superman and can turn into mist?
Okay...I'm just gonna roll with it...

because the writing is actually pretty interesting and have you seen that cover? *drools*

Two 6'4", muscle-bound, alpha males, and both are insisting on being the bottom? I think I done died and gone to heaven.

Me likey very much.

Okay, guys, who wants to watch and read the fuck out of these with me?


xD

"Top?" Zander clearly didn't know the lingo. Great. Derek was a 36-year-old butt virgin and Zander didn't know gay jargon. They were quite a pair.
Yes...yes, you certainly are.
If nothing else, these two are amusing as hell!

These two are drawing so many wrong conclusions about everything that I feel like I'm going to have a permanent palm print on my forehead from all the facepalms I'm giving myself.

We are definitely suffering from the lack-of-communication doldrums.

Ok, the dialogue is cheesy, the writing is somewhat simplistic, and there is a sassy female BFF that seems to be pervasive in m/m romances recently.
But...but...TATTOOS!

So, am I doing this?
Oh yeah!

Dear GR log-out-screen ads,
You never fail to disappoint...seriously. O.o

Sincerely,
LMFAO-ing user. xD

Wow, Bethann, just wow. I don't think I've run across another character who deserves the phrase "too stupid to live" more than you. And I'm not exaggerating...at all. O.O

Only 20% through this sequel, and I'm already constantly on the verge of sobbing like a little girl. I just feel so bad for Cole and everything he went and still is going through. Ouch...just ouch.

There's a 1st time for everything. What's 1st in this book?
...he kitten licked at Will's tongue as the other man mapped out...
Definitely the 1st time kittens have been mentioned during smexy scenes. Not sure I want to be thinking about kittens during these types of scenes...

Wow, guys,

I am in the mother of all book slumps.
But it's pretty amazing to see how fast I can get through my TBR pile when I'm sampling and deciding not to read 10 books a day. There's that at least... >.>
#FML

"I will agree to mating, but I will never--not now, not ever--mate with a man. Period."
GFY. Stubborn MC. Forced bonding. Shifters.
Oh yeeeeeeaaah...
Bring it!

All of my lovely friends to the north: Happy Canada Day!

Sneaking into the MAP facility, dragging the lovely Mr. Payne off to his lair...and then playing hockey. Somehow that story didn't end right.
You know what? You're right; I definitely agree. I think we all want more happy endings!

Superheroes and supervillians, one of which is named Duke Naughty...

Am I really doing this?

Oh, yeah!

Part of the story takes place in Glamour, Arizona.
Did I totally google to see if we had a town called Glamour? Yes, yes, I did.
Do we? No, we do not.

Disappointment, thy name is Glamour.
:'(

Found this. Thought you lovely peeps of GR might appreciate it! XD

Hudson,
This is your warning to back the fuck off!
If you continue to pursue Jamie, antagonize Trevor, & create unnecessary melodrama, I'll beat you up with Trevor's crutches, run you over with Jamie's Jeep, & smash you over the head with my baseball bat!
Sincerely,
Me

You know what, Nikolai?
Seeing how insane your mother and sister are, bub, I wouldn't have blamed you in the slightest if you had grown up to be a psycho axe murderer.

In fact, it's a miracle you hadn't!
Those bitches be crazy. O.O

Loved it!


Review to come.

Okay, that's it. I must be a masochist to read a Voinov book. Why else would I submit myself to constantly feeling like I just want to curl up in a ball on the floor & never get up?

Please excuse me while I go stuff my face w/ chocolate & reread a book w/ so much fluff that I will suffocate in it just to make myself feel better.

If someone were to ask me the question "if you had a superpower, what would it be?" right now, I would say I want to have the ability to reach through my Kindle and beat the ever-living shit out of old perverted assholes.

Bastard!!!

Did not like.


Review to come.

"Piss-drinking son of a sow! Kiss a cow's arse, you devil-begot bench-boaster. You shit-witted...coward!"


Wow, that's some colorful and imaginative language you got there, Leofgar. O.O

Tatwine, you skeezy, sleazy, old bastard!
There is a reason your name rhymes with swine!
Argh!!!