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Mariya is 91% done with This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me (Maggie the Undying #1)

OMFG!!! Are you kidding me right now?! How the hell did this happen to her twice?! 🤣🤣🤣

— Apr 15, 2026 07:15PM Add a comment

Mariya is 71% done with This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me (Maggie the Undying #1)

“We’re finally putting all of our cards on the table, then?” “Why not? Let’s get it out in the open. You told Solentine that I was yours. I am not. I will never be yours.” He laughed. Oh you bastard.

Maggie, if you won't take him, then I WILL!!! 🤤🤤🤤

— Apr 15, 2026 03:41PM Add a comment

Mariya is 49% done with This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me (Maggie the Undying #1)

WTAF?! Oh, Ilona Andrews!!! You got me good! I didn't even see that coming! I have questions I need answers to NOW!!! 😱😱😱

— Apr 14, 2026 02:47PM Add a comment

Mariya is 45% done with This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me (Maggie the Undying #1)

I’ll make it simple. Tell me where the Magnars are, and I will let you walk out of here.” It was time for plan B. “No.” Drugh stared at me. “Filderon was your family. The Magnars are mine.”

I love her loyalty to her found family! 🥺🥺🥺

— Apr 14, 2026 01:20PM Add a comment

Mariya is 23% done with This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me (Maggie the Undying #1)

“Oh no. I have a feeling we will be seeing a lot of each other in the future. Close the window after I leave, Maggie. There’s no end of unsavory characters out there.” He leaped out into the darkness.

Fuck! Why was that so hot?! I have a crush on a total of three men and we’re not even halfway through the book yet! 🙈🙈🙈

— Apr 13, 2026 05:46PM Add a comment

Mariya is 70% done with Hunt the Villain (Villain, #2)

Yulian takes a sip of his drink, then spits it right out, coughing. “What the fuck is this? Fermented urine?” “How on earth do you know what fermented urine tastes like? Actually, don’t answer that and drink.

LMFAO!!! I just couldn’t with the fermented urine comment! Out of everything urine is the first thing that pops into his head?! 🤣🤣🤣

— Apr 01, 2026 04:00PM Add a comment

Mariya is 47% done with Hunt the Villain (Villain, #2)

“I told you to stop saying shit like that.” “Then stop running away.” “You’re the one who did after the last time, Yulian!”

Yulian pulling back makes zero sense to me! This just seemed like a stupid plot device to create distance between them. At least do a more realistic reason to create that distance! 🙄🙄🙄

— Apr 01, 2026 11:08AM Add a comment

Mariya is 21% done with Hunt the Villain (Villain, #2)

“Are we seriously holding a funeral for your bike?” Cyrus stares between me and the rest of the Serpents’ club that has gathered here today to commemorate a legend.

LMFAO!!! This fucker is actually mourning his motorcycle like it was an actual person! 🤣🤣🤣

— Mar 31, 2026 01:00PM Add a comment

Mariya is 12% done with Hunt the Villain (Villain, #2)

“Let’s talk about something fun, because I don’t want to think about depressing things if I’m gonna die.” “You’re not⁠—” “Have you lost your virginity yet?”

Why the fuck does he say the most random shit?! Have you lost your virginity yet? Oh, you don’t wanna tell me about it, that’s okay! I’ll tell you about mine instead! 🤣🤣🤣

— Mar 31, 2026 10:48AM Add a comment

Mariya is 74% done with Kiss the Villain (Villain #1)

“Is it good to be special?” He ruffled my hair. “Of course. You’re strong and unlike any of these fools roaming the earth. My daughter was like you and I lost her. So I’m not losing any of you again. I’ll protect you from a world that doesn’t understand you.”

I'm literally crying right now at this precious moment because Gareth had his grandfather! 🥺🥺🥺

— Mar 28, 2026 10:18AM Add a comment

Mariya is 52% done with Kiss the Villain (Villain #1)

"How about this? If any of you backs me up, I’ll let them name my firstborn.” He pauses, then his lips curl in an evil grin as he mumbles, “If I have one. Maybe I need to ask about kids on the next run. Too soon? Would that be a turn-off? Hmm.”

OMFG!!! Nikobran crumbs! Feed me more!!! 😭😭😭

— Mar 28, 2026 05:45AM Add a comment

Mariya is 33% done with Kiss the Villain (Villain #1)

"Don’t give me that look.” I let the tip of my knife flirt with his chest, skimming close but never breaking skin. “You’re the genius who said I could fuck you if I got on top. Didn’t say I couldn’t cheat, so I did. I kind of have to with assholes like you. Survival of the smartest, right?”

LMFAO!!! Survival of the smartest?! 🤣🤣🤣

— Mar 27, 2026 06:10PM Add a comment

Mariya is 13% done with Kiss the Villain (Villain #1)

“Hello there, Professor. It’s time to pay for your fucking sins.” And then he jams the syringe into my neck. How do I know this is gonna backfire on him? I just know Kadyen is gonna get the upper hand somehow! 😏😏😏

— Mar 27, 2026 11:17AM Add a comment

Mariya is 4% done with Kiss the Villain (Villain #1)

He’s been watching me. While I was focused on Yulian, this fucking asshole was watching me. The audacity to stalk the stalker. The damn fucking nerve.

OMFG!!! Why didn’t y’all tell me I was gonna love this fucker so damn much?! I'm so obsessed with Gareth! 💚💚💚

— Mar 27, 2026 07:54AM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 316 of 364 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 8

“Don’t leave me again. The first time, I at least had the ability to end things myself. But if you leave me a second time… I can’t even choose to die.” Taxian-jun furrowed his brow, darkness, madness, heartache, and obsession written in every line of his pale face. “I can’t bear it. Not this time.”

Taxian-jun, you're breaking my heart! 💔💔💔

— Feb 07, 2026 01:31PM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 230 of 364 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 8

That night, he slowly tortured everyone in the building to death. In one blow, he retaliated for a decade of accumulated malice and helplessness, reducing the House of Drunken Jade and its inhabitants to corpses and scorched earth.

OMFG!!! That was so satisfying! I think this might be my favorite moment in the entire webnovel!

— Feb 07, 2026 03:48AM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 154 of 364 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 8

Are you fucking kidding me?! It just keeps going from bad to worse! How the hell does Mo Ran come back from this? 😰😭

— Feb 06, 2026 01:46PM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 58 of 364 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 8

“Do you remember…what you said when you saw Tianwen for the first time?” he asked hoarsely. “You said you wanted a holy weapon just like it,” Chu Wanning said. “You wanted your own Tianwen…”

Oh, my god! He said he wanted a holy weapon like Tianwen?! He got one in his second life!!!! 🥺🥺🥺

— Feb 06, 2026 05:20AM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 22 of 364 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 8

He shot Mo Ran a glance, then leaned down and pressed a kiss to Chu Wanning’s cheek. Lowering his gaze, he heaved a sigh. “Why did I have to fall in love with you, my dear shizun?”

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?! 🤮🤮🤮

— Feb 06, 2026 04:45AM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 312 of 428 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 7

“It was you?” He rushed over to Chu Wanning in the illusion, pupils contracting. “All along, it was you? You were the one who… You…” He couldn’t continue. Throat stinging, he covered his eyes with his arm. He never could’ve imagined it had been Chu Wanning all along.

Oh, my god! Another first meeting?! But this just makes it even more depressing b/c of what he did to his savior. 😭🥺

— Feb 04, 2026 05:38AM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 248 of 428 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 7

Every syllable was like the point of a knife. Knowing he would bleed, knowing he couldn’t take it back, that he could make no other choice, Mo Ran softly spoke the rest of the words. “Mo Ran, Mo Weiyu, pays his respects.”

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL?! 😱😱😱

— Feb 03, 2026 06:28PM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 156 of 428 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 7

His soul faded. Everything faded, became a fleeting illusion, a dream of the past. All of it vanished—consumed by the blood oath. Okay, so they faked me out the first time, but now it’s real! He’s really gone! 😭😭😭

— Feb 03, 2026 12:28PM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 55 of 428 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 7

So this was what it felt like to shatter one’s spiritual core. It was painful, but not unbearably so. Then—it hadn’t been such a cruel end when his mother died. It had lasted only an instant.

I'm officially in painful content territory! The moment his spiritual core shattered I started crying. He's gone, isn't he?! 😭😭😭

— Feb 03, 2026 06:00AM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 20 of 428 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 7

Xue Zhengyong cast a silencing spell on both himself and Xue Meng, as the two were constitutionally incapable of not speaking their minds. Heaven forbid they mumbled “damn mutt” in passing and ended up snake fodder before one could blink.

LMFAO!!! At least they recognize and know they’re incapable of not running their mouths! 🤣🤣🤣

— Feb 03, 2026 05:34AM Add a comment

Mariya is 92% done with The Poet Empress

A piece of entrail—or brain, or heart; it was hard to tell—landed on Terren’s cheek. He peeled it off, looked at it with disgust, and flicked it to the ground. Piece of shit! He got what he deserved and I’m glad he’s dead! 😤😤😤

— Jan 30, 2026 07:35AM Add a comment

Mariya is 75% done with The Poet Empress

I wanted to kill her, I really did. I went as far as to imagine how warm her blood would be on my hands when I sank my knife into her skull. But I had told her I would not hurt her or punish her, so long as she gave me the truth—and she had.

I have no words for what the fuck I just read! 🤬🤬🤬

— Jan 29, 2026 11:54AM Add a comment

Mariya is 29% done with The Poet Empress

The doctor continued his examination, scraping me in a way that should have hurt even worse than the bamboo stick. I should have felt the pain, except I was pretending I was not in the Azalea House.

What the actual fuck?! I cannot believe they examined her in public in front of everyone! 😤😤😤

— Jan 28, 2026 11:15AM Add a comment

Mariya is 11% done with The Poet Empress

“A pity. It seems we must exterminate her family after all.” When nobody responded, an uncanny smile appeared on his face. “Shall we resume, then? I believe we were in the middle of my selection.”

I know I’m supposed to hate him, but this scene just made me love him! What can I say? Sometimes I just love me a good villain! 🖤🖤🖤

— Jan 27, 2026 06:00PM Add a comment

Mariya is 64% done with Run Wild: Sa Ye (Novel) Vol. 3

“I know what you’re thinking. Even if we don’t stay together in the future, I still want to leave a mark on you. Anyone who sees it will have to know that it’s mine. We overachievers are unreasonable like that.”

Jiang Cheng, you possessive motherfucker!!! I love the bite mark tattoo idea! Since bite marks aren't permanent just tattoo them! 😂😂😂

— Oct 31, 2025 01:08PM Add a comment

Mariya is 39% done with Run Wild: Sa Ye (Novel) Vol. 3

“Goddamn it.” With one hand on the wall to support himself, Pan Zhi stared at the figure hanging from the door. “It’s a dummy!” “No shit! Did you really think they would hang a real person here?”

LMFAO!!! I love this haunted house! Everyone’s reactions to everything has been hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

— Oct 30, 2025 12:38PM Add a comment

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