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Mariya is 71% done with Sweet Venom (Vipers #2)

“Am I supposed to be scared now?” I ask. “Yeah, because⁠—” “She has me.” Kane wraps an arm around her shoulders, pressing her to his side. She grins, lifting her chin. “Yeah, him. He can definitely fight on my behalf.”

Oh, yeah! It’s real mature threatening people and having your boyfriend fight your battles! 🙄🙄🙄

— Jun 05, 2026 05:00AM Add a comment

Mariya is 47% done with Sweet Venom (Vipers #2)

ATTACHED IS A PICTURE OF A BURNING MOTORCYCLE.
Kane: JFC, what is that?
Pres: Marcus Osborn’s ride. 😇

Well, I guess we have an answer as to why Marcus blew up Preston’s car at the end of Beautiful Venom now! 🤣🤣🤣

— Jun 04, 2026 07:27PM Add a comment

Mariya is 19% done with Sweet Venom (Vipers #2)

“If it makes you feel better, I don’t care. Won’t be my first disappointing sex.” What the fuck…? Did she just call the possibility of sex with me a potential disappointment?”

LMFAO!!! He’s actually offended that she’s calling sex they haven’t even had yet a disappointment! 🤣🤣🤣

— Jun 04, 2026 05:21AM Add a comment

Mariya is 8% done with Sweet Venom (Vipers #2)

“Oh, the horror. Imagine not having me in your life?” I pause, my index finger tapping my lip as I pretend to be thinking. “Pretty peaceful, actually.” “Why do you lie?”

I'm so here for the Jude and Preston banter! 🤣🤣🤣

— Jun 03, 2026 04:38PM Add a comment

Mariya is 64% done with Beautiful Venom (Vipers #1)

“My heart is pounding…from absolute boredom. Hey, sweetheart.” Marcus licks his lips. “I think we should get out of here. You said you couldn’t wait to ride my cock.” Preston strangles him harder at the same time that Kane twists his arm.

Marcus! What the fuck’s the matter with you?! You have a death wish! I swear all the guys are crazy and I love it! 🤣🤣🤣

— May 21, 2026 06:42PM Add a comment

Mariya is 46% done with Beautiful Venom (Vipers #1)

“What does it mean if you’re constantly left on Read?” He paused, then slowly slipped his hoodie on. “Lack of interest?” “She used to text me first.” “Then loss of interest.”

LMFAO!!! It’s not the fact that she left him on read, it’s that he’s pissed off about it and asking what it means! 🤣🤣🤣

— May 21, 2026 09:43AM Add a comment

Mariya is 31% done with Beautiful Venom (Vipers #1)

“We meet again, Dahlia.” “What are you doing here, Marcus?” I speak over the crowd’s chaos.” “Is that any way to greet me, sweetheart?” “I’m not your sweetheart,” I grit out from between clenched teeth.” He smiles, but it’s predatory at best.

Oh, no! I'm already in love him! I'm in love with both Preston and Marcus and now I need Tempting Venom RIGHT NOW!!!

— May 20, 2026 05:58PM Add a comment

Mariya is 25% done with Beautiful Venom (Vipers #1)

"You don’t do well with warnings, do you? You’re a little rebellious wildflower that thinks it can survive anywhere. But guess what? I’m your winter, Dahlia. No flower can survive winter. Not even wildflowers.”

I'm so in love with you, Kane Davenport!!! 😍😍😍

— May 20, 2026 04:24PM Add a comment

Mariya is 8% done with Beautiful Venom (Vipers #1)

“Nothing escapes us. You can hide, but you can’t run.” “It’s you can run, but you can’t hide,” Jude tells him. “Well, I meant it the other way around.” “That’s not how it works. Don’t be an idiot.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Preston and Jude show! These guys are fucking hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

— May 19, 2026 05:32PM Add a comment

Mariya is 91% done with This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me (Maggie the Undying, #1)

OMFG!!! Are you kidding me right now?! How the hell did this happen to her twice?! 🤣🤣🤣

— Apr 15, 2026 07:15PM Add a comment

Mariya is 71% done with This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me (Maggie the Undying, #1)

“We’re finally putting all of our cards on the table, then?” “Why not? Let’s get it out in the open. You told Solentine that I was yours. I am not. I will never be yours.” He laughed. Oh you bastard.

Maggie, if you won't take him, then I WILL!!! 🤤🤤🤤

— Apr 15, 2026 03:41PM Add a comment

Mariya is 49% done with This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me (Maggie the Undying, #1)

WTAF?! Oh, Ilona Andrews!!! You got me good! I didn't even see that coming! I have questions I need answers to NOW!!! 😱😱😱

— Apr 14, 2026 02:47PM Add a comment

Mariya is 45% done with This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me (Maggie the Undying, #1)

I’ll make it simple. Tell me where the Magnars are, and I will let you walk out of here.” It was time for plan B. “No.” Drugh stared at me. “Filderon was your family. The Magnars are mine.”

I love her loyalty to her found family! 🥺🥺🥺

— Apr 14, 2026 01:20PM Add a comment

Mariya is 23% done with This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me (Maggie the Undying, #1)

“Oh no. I have a feeling we will be seeing a lot of each other in the future. Close the window after I leave, Maggie. There’s no end of unsavory characters out there.” He leaped out into the darkness.

Fuck! Why was that so hot?! I have a crush on a total of three men and we’re not even halfway through the book yet! 🙈🙈🙈

— Apr 13, 2026 05:46PM Add a comment

Mariya is 70% done with Hunt the Villain (Villain, #2)

Yulian takes a sip of his drink, then spits it right out, coughing. “What the fuck is this? Fermented urine?” “How on earth do you know what fermented urine tastes like? Actually, don’t answer that and drink.

LMFAO!!! I just couldn’t with the fermented urine comment! Out of everything urine is the first thing that pops into his head?! 🤣🤣🤣

— Apr 01, 2026 04:00PM Add a comment

Mariya is 47% done with Hunt the Villain (Villain, #2)

“I told you to stop saying shit like that.” “Then stop running away.” “You’re the one who did after the last time, Yulian!”

Yulian pulling back makes zero sense to me! This just seemed like a stupid plot device to create distance between them. At least do a more realistic reason to create that distance! 🙄🙄🙄

— Apr 01, 2026 11:08AM Add a comment

Mariya is 21% done with Hunt the Villain (Villain, #2)

“Are we seriously holding a funeral for your bike?” Cyrus stares between me and the rest of the Serpents’ club that has gathered here today to commemorate a legend.

LMFAO!!! This fucker is actually mourning his motorcycle like it was an actual person! 🤣🤣🤣

— Mar 31, 2026 01:00PM Add a comment

Mariya is 12% done with Hunt the Villain (Villain, #2)

“Let’s talk about something fun, because I don’t want to think about depressing things if I’m gonna die.” “You’re not⁠—” “Have you lost your virginity yet?”

Why the fuck does he say the most random shit?! Have you lost your virginity yet? Oh, you don’t wanna tell me about it, that’s okay! I’ll tell you about mine instead! 🤣🤣🤣

— Mar 31, 2026 10:48AM Add a comment

Mariya is 74% done with Kiss the Villain (Villain #1)

“Is it good to be special?” He ruffled my hair. “Of course. You’re strong and unlike any of these fools roaming the earth. My daughter was like you and I lost her. So I’m not losing any of you again. I’ll protect you from a world that doesn’t understand you.”

I'm literally crying right now at this precious moment because Gareth had his grandfather! 🥺🥺🥺

— Mar 28, 2026 10:18AM Add a comment

Mariya is 52% done with Kiss the Villain (Villain #1)

"How about this? If any of you backs me up, I’ll let them name my firstborn.” He pauses, then his lips curl in an evil grin as he mumbles, “If I have one. Maybe I need to ask about kids on the next run. Too soon? Would that be a turn-off? Hmm.”

OMFG!!! Nikobran crumbs! Feed me more!!! 😭😭😭

— Mar 28, 2026 05:45AM Add a comment

Mariya is 33% done with Kiss the Villain (Villain #1)

"Don’t give me that look.” I let the tip of my knife flirt with his chest, skimming close but never breaking skin. “You’re the genius who said I could fuck you if I got on top. Didn’t say I couldn’t cheat, so I did. I kind of have to with assholes like you. Survival of the smartest, right?”

LMFAO!!! Survival of the smartest?! 🤣🤣🤣

— Mar 27, 2026 06:10PM Add a comment

Mariya is 13% done with Kiss the Villain (Villain #1)

“Hello there, Professor. It’s time to pay for your fucking sins.” And then he jams the syringe into my neck. How do I know this is gonna backfire on him? I just know Kadyen is gonna get the upper hand somehow! 😏😏😏

— Mar 27, 2026 11:17AM Add a comment

Mariya is 4% done with Kiss the Villain (Villain #1)

He’s been watching me. While I was focused on Yulian, this fucking asshole was watching me. The audacity to stalk the stalker. The damn fucking nerve.

OMFG!!! Why didn’t y’all tell me I was gonna love this fucker so damn much?! I'm so obsessed with Gareth! 💚💚💚

— Mar 27, 2026 07:54AM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 316 of 364 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 8

“Don’t leave me again. The first time, I at least had the ability to end things myself. But if you leave me a second time… I can’t even choose to die.” Taxian-jun furrowed his brow, darkness, madness, heartache, and obsession written in every line of his pale face. “I can’t bear it. Not this time.”

Taxian-jun, you're breaking my heart! 💔💔💔

— Feb 07, 2026 01:31PM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 230 of 364 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 8

That night, he slowly tortured everyone in the building to death. In one blow, he retaliated for a decade of accumulated malice and helplessness, reducing the House of Drunken Jade and its inhabitants to corpses and scorched earth.

OMFG!!! That was so satisfying! I think this might be my favorite moment in the entire webnovel!

— Feb 07, 2026 03:48AM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 154 of 364 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 8

Are you fucking kidding me?! It just keeps going from bad to worse! How the hell does Mo Ran come back from this? 😰😭

— Feb 06, 2026 01:46PM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 58 of 364 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 8

“Do you remember…what you said when you saw Tianwen for the first time?” he asked hoarsely. “You said you wanted a holy weapon just like it,” Chu Wanning said. “You wanted your own Tianwen…”

Oh, my god! He said he wanted a holy weapon like Tianwen?! He got one in his second life!!!! 🥺🥺🥺

— Feb 06, 2026 05:20AM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 22 of 364 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 8

He shot Mo Ran a glance, then leaned down and pressed a kiss to Chu Wanning’s cheek. Lowering his gaze, he heaved a sigh. “Why did I have to fall in love with you, my dear shizun?”

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?! 🤮🤮🤮

— Feb 06, 2026 04:45AM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 312 of 428 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 7

“It was you?” He rushed over to Chu Wanning in the illusion, pupils contracting. “All along, it was you? You were the one who… You…” He couldn’t continue. Throat stinging, he covered his eyes with his arm. He never could’ve imagined it had been Chu Wanning all along.

Oh, my god! Another first meeting?! But this just makes it even more depressing b/c of what he did to his savior. 😭🥺

— Feb 04, 2026 05:38AM Add a comment

Mariya is on page 248 of 428 of The Husky and His White Cat Shizun: Erha He Ta De Bai Mao Shizun (Novel) Vol. 7

Every syllable was like the point of a knife. Knowing he would bleed, knowing he couldn’t take it back, that he could make no other choice, Mo Ran softly spoke the rest of the words. “Mo Ran, Mo Weiyu, pays his respects.”

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL?! 😱😱😱

— Feb 03, 2026 06:28PM Add a comment

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