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Mariya
is 56% done
“How many licks does it take to get butter off a booty hole?” I muse, lapping at his hole before he fists his fingers in my hair and yanks me away. My gaze meets his and he dryly mutters, “The world may never know.”
I cannot believe Ricci put this line in here! I’m never gonna be able to look at a tootsie pop the same way again! 🤣🤣🤣
— 4 hours, 9 min ago
I cannot believe Ricci put this line in here! I’m never gonna be able to look at a tootsie pop the same way again! 🤣🤣🤣
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Mariya
is 69% done
“Quit looking at me like that, or I’ll butter your asshole.” I catch Oakley’s eyes widen in the rearview mirror. “You’ll do what? What does that even mean?” The second my best friend turns to look at me with a massive grin on his face, I’m done for, and we both burst into hysterics.
I think this one takes #1 place as the funniest moment in the book! 🤣🤣🤣
— 56 minutes ago
I think this one takes #1 place as the funniest moment in the book! 🤣🤣🤣
Mariya
is 36% done
My eyes sink closed, my jaw ticking to keep my emotions in check. Because right now, I want nothing more than to throttle the woman who gave birth to him for leaving him in the hands of a monster.
I’m not surprised about the child abuse, but Kase’s mother abandoning him? Leaving him with his abusive father? How could you even do that to your own child?! 😤😤😤
— 23 hours, 36 min ago
I’m not surprised about the child abuse, but Kase’s mother abandoning him? Leaving him with his abusive father? How could you even do that to your own child?! 😤😤😤
Mariya
is 25% done
It’s just that the amount of wealth my family has also comes with drawbacks. People wanting a chunk of it being one, which I’ve learned first hand. But it’s the way it seems to alienate me from the rest of the world, creating a deep-seeded sense of distrust, that I hate the most.
This makes me wonder if this is part of the reason why he hates people. 😢
— Sep 27, 2026 11:19AM
This makes me wonder if this is part of the reason why he hates people. 😢
Mariya
is 7% done
“I have a hard time waking up early, so I set one every fifteen minutes. It helps me not oversleep.” Oh, hell no. “Every. Fifteen. Minutes?” I repeat, gritting my teeth. “Please, tell me you’re joking.”
I feel so personally attacked right now! 😂🙈
— Sep 27, 2026 05:46AM
I feel so personally attacked right now! 😂🙈
Mariya
is 3% done
“I am so sorry, I didn’t hear you come up behind me.” “It’s fine,” he mutters, though from the bite in his voice, it most definitely isn’t fine. “I was hoping to get second degree burns when I woke up this morning.”
He’s such an ass and I love it! 😂😂😂
— Sep 27, 2026 05:33AM
He’s such an ass and I love it! 😂😂😂