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At 33% he’s out on a date with someone else he’s planning to hook up with. How is this book so highly rated?

Molly is a grade A pain in the ass. You thanked him for defending you one minute and the next you lecture him for 5 minutes about how it was stupid of him to have done it and that you didn’t need his help. Which is it, babe?

Seriously. Not one person is bothered by this guys wardrobe? Purple and green cowboy boots?

Barf.

Flip flops with a blazer? That’s why you’re single.

The DJ said what!?!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The love-bombing is getting tedious.

Okay, I may have to quit this one. I am not down for her demonizing a totally great boyfriend for not realizing a date of an event that happened 7 years before he met you. You want an excuse to dump a great guy so you can get back with an ex, find another one because that’s not it.

You’re telling me Denver, Colorado doesn’t have a girls hockey league anywhere. Without doubt one of the most progressive areas around, and they won’t let a girl join a boys recreation league hockey team? I live in rural east Texas and we have girls playing baseball in a boys league, but Denver won’t let a little girl play? I refuse to suspend that much reality.

After reading the disclaimer, I’m very worried this won’t be for me but I just have to know.

This is just too much for me. Do I know almond moms? Yes. Did I have an almond mom? Also yes. Do I know those effects are lasting? Yes. Do I want to read it on every damn page of this book? No.

Oh, Gemma. You are one annoying idiot. That’s for sure.

I’m REALLY trying to stick with this, because it has such good reviews that I just know it’s gonna get there. However, this is like an episode of Jerry Springer so far. I don’t think I can get past the ICK factors in this.

This. Is. So. Bad. My. God.

“You think I love you despite your recklessness.” He pressed his face to her hair and spoke quietly. Solemnly. “I love you because of it, you daft woman.”
SWOON
Heaven help me!!

This. Is. So. Boring.
Natalie, babe. I think your artistic mind is making you a little stupid.

SIGHROLL

I want to RAGE

This is just weird…

Ugh…we’re still in this? I’m exhausted. This girl gets on my last nerve.

Okay, you’re like seriously getting on my nerves. This is all over the place.

Why on earth were you considering a guy who won’t visit the Mason-Dixon Line? (See what I did there) 😉😉

I don’t know why this pets my peeves so hard, but I hate when British authors write as American characters and don’t change their language and mannerisms. It’s been bothering me since Aria got into “the lift” and rode it down. Now she’s traveling from Miami to LA and handing over a passport. It’s driving me crazy.

Nope. Deal-breaker for me.

Okay, can we stop with the whole buy her a new whole wardrobe thing?

Where is your pride, woman? Good lord!! Pathetic.

Do I even care how this ends..?

Okay Lauren, what’s your deal? Also, are these authors allergic to commas?

Okay Sonia, I’ve had it. SHUT. UP.

Dear God in Heaven, I love him.