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this book isn’t speaking to me. i might only like her books if the lead is a toxic queer woman.

everyone in this book is an idiot! 🤦🏾‍♀️

why is the fan discord my favorite part of this damn book?! spacepope talking about their dying dad makes me wanna cry!

if baine doesn’t get destroyed by a beast i will be pissed.

college girls… you had to love them?? you are 32! 🤨

i missed you victor! why’d you leave me with eli for so long? (lmao just four chapters) i can tolerate your weird ass inferiority complex way more than his god complex.

eli is making me lose my mind. he stalked and killed an innocent janitor claiming that god would’ve intervened if he wasn’t supposed to. who do you think you are? jesus 2.0, you dumb bitch? if you think that’s true maybe there’s a reason god didn’t fucking intervene in angie’s death. it makes just as much sense as this.

your power is to heal! how are you gonna cut yourself asking god to stop you from healing if it’s his will? bitch gonna be like if i’m wrong and all my actions aren’t justified take away my powers. fuck outta here! confirmation bias as bullshit! ask god for literally anything else. see if he answers that. dumbass.

you just killed your professor but you don’t feel any evil in yourself? right right 🙄

eli is really gonna suck for me as this story goes on. i deeply hate religious justification for shitty fucked yup actions. he’s getting on my nerves.

i think i hate victor.

“talking about nothing and everything.” — they have said this three times! just tell me what they talked about!

her brothers don’t believe she was assaulted? i hate her family!

he still can’t finished his thesis? it’s been months! (i have no idea how long a thesis is supposed to take)

faking their relationship? the relationship they won’t even comment on to the press and deny? right right… 🤨

i knew her mother was gonna be a liar. her saying that every woman targeted her didn’t sound plausible.

lmao, i just realized that her fucking illness is called grimm. 🤦🏾‍♀️

my guess is that zinnia is the villain of her story now. she first appeared to sleeping beauty because that’s the story she related to and now when she jumps into another story she appears before the villain.

zinnia’s meme references are so lame! 😫

charm is the absolute best person in the world and i genuinely think her parents are terrible. you adopted her so that should be present enough on christmas? you saved her from begging the streets? go to hell!

vanilla girls like cinderella? i’ve never been so insulted in my life!

now that i know i had to go back reread it because that must have been so gender affirming to be able to do the spell.

why are we still in new salem!

eve everlasting? like sir una everlasting? i guess they just like that name.

“There’s no such thing as witches, but there used to be.” — this made me go on a rant for 25 minutes. it’s literally the first line of the book. 🤦🏾‍♀️

i don’t know why but i dislike millie more than malcolm who is literally the worst.

i feel like if they could collaborate and pitch ideas to each other they would get a great ending. someone in the group may write in a way that emulates arthur well enough to be seamless but doesn’t have the ideas to make it a good ending, someone else may have great ideas for the main villain, while someone else may have a good ending for the main character.

malcom complaining about straight white men not being to win awards anymore is so funny when arthur fletch is constantly winning and is spoken of positively. anything to make yourself feel better i guess.

found the issue! is she gonna end it over him wanting kids?

i’m becoming anxious. what’s gonna fuck this up? right now they’re just happy. they have no issues.