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i hate her mother so much that i feel irrational.

i get why kimiko kept her mouth shut since cussing out a customer wouldn’t be good but paulette, bitch, do you think you know her language and culture better than her? god someone put this fucking woman in her place, please, i beg!

how is there only 20 minutes left? nothing is resolved! we didn’t even kill harrison.

nevermind. they literally immediately said no, juliet does stuff too. every sex scene is just so juliet heavy and darcy is usually getting herself off.

i am really stuck on how selfish of a lover juliet is.

i'm not on juliet’s side in this. she insulted a woman she's never met for winning album of the year over her. she keeps bringing up her personal life and making comments about her intellect. all darcy seems to comment on is the music. i don’t fuck with her trying to play innocent.

my bad, i just looked at her other books and they’re always this long.

got the audiobook the second it came out. why is this motherfucker 18 hours long? what the fuck could possibly happen to justify this?

no lie, i’m gonna be so upset if they don’t tell me why the fuck she was having cramps after her hookup.

it’s 4am! what am i doing? 🤦🏾‍♀️

very irritated that every darlington pov chapter is always him just being horny as hell for alex. like damn, do you think of anything else?

this is reminding me a lot of the book witch.

his shoe is zip tied to the track? take your shoe off! 🤨

she is too committed to the letter writer. he just loves you. he’s not your husband.

eww sir, what do you mean clothing optional? she is 17! i was hoping he wouldn’t try to flirt with the child. i don’t like him anymore.

it took me too long to realize that i am reading the book on the day that it takes place. she said “please let me have september 22nd” and my dumbass was like “wait a minute”.

why does willa need to haunt the b&b? why can’t she haunt her parents’ house?

archer said “i love my gay son!” — also how old is he? he met gerry at 11 but how old was he at the time? how old is he now?

he took ruthie! that’s the only thing she cared about when she died! 🥹 why am i fucking crying like it’s my cat?!

is this an editing mistake or is there something we don’t know? she said her name was josephina but she prefers joey. she never told him her last name. maybe he read her id, maybe she said it in the time in between, but i choose to find it suspicious!

i knew ellie was gonna just see her as a one night stand. bitch, what did you expect? you don’t know him! you said like 3 sentences before you let him hit… RAW! that’s nuts.

wait, so when she was 10, he was in high school? i thought he was like 4 years older? how old is this motherfucker?

if john breaks up with her again after this, i will kill him with a gun.

why the hell is theo staying overnight if his friend that came to pick him up is here? let him leave!

i don’t like john.

you miss him?! a boy you’ve spoken to twice, three times max?? 🤨 

she’s 14, let me chill but this is deeply embarrassing.

she’s thinking of majoring in animation? i love that for her but since when was that something she was interested in? she didn’t even draw. they don’t specify that it would be claymation which would be right up her alley. i’m gonna just assume that’s what she means otherwise i’m super confused.

i hate their fucking parents.

she’s angry crying and so am i. i hate that for us.

her “friends” left to go to school without her? when they were supposed to road trip there together? i will shoot them with a gun!