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wow, andie changed the time the show airs from 6:30am to 5pm. i know milo is pissed he didn’t think of that.

so milo’s brother and girlfriend emotionally cheated before your dad died and that’s… better? milo’s better than me because they’re both dead to me for life.

i don’t understand why people are trying to force milo “make up” with his brother who cheated with his girlfriend and is still with her. you’re dead to me. what the fuck?

you’re telling me that these grandmas who raised her aren’t gay? right right… okay.

his mom doesn’t write the fucking script until they’re on set? that doesn’t even make any sense. no one is casting a movie and location scouting based on an outline.

girl, did you think you were gonna have a homophobic son? he’s 11 and has two gay aunties. he knows that’s normal.

“straight” women are nuts. ‘you look like a sexy black version of velma’?? and you mean that… platonically? you’re not flirting?

do these people like each other?

i love lucy for putting such bat shit red flags in her articles. you’re thinking about moving in with a man you’ve been dating for a few weeks? yes, perfectly reasonable.

they both care so much about this guy’s opinion. man, fuck douglas! he sucks!

he calls her princess. boo! 🍅🍅

what the hell is going on with bree and colin? i took all the previous statements as jokes. her lust for sabrina carpenter, how she hates his scent and they sleep in separate rooms, and every interaction prior to their marriage she was drunk but she recoils at his touch?!

why is the man never the one with the illness that needs insurance?

lou is a terrible person.

what kind of weird ass dude is your dad? he likes that a 27 year old woman is calling him dad even though he doesn’t know you’re his daughter? he’s 39! just tell him the truth!

i’m literally crying because nancy got to have a dad and she didn’t.

“it should be a felony to introduce fictional books in novels and then not let readers read them”

for real! if it’s not your genre then they should commission someone else to ghostwrite it under the fictional author’s pen name (like alloy except ethically). do you think i don’t wanna read all 36 book witch novels and also the duke of chicago series?

“She’s the March Heir.”

i knew it! i was also completely wrong.

is it march hare or march heir?

“I’m twenty-seven years old,” he says. “I should be staying out until three a.m., going to forest raves, making mistakes.”

lmao… not him saying he should be in the club.

you think about her everyday? when your fucking your mistress and helping to raise her child? right right. fuck you matt.

he got his wings. i’m excited about it.

what do you want? — get out of my house! this is their property!

i agree with her. people who think the end of days are coming only want to believe that because they can’t fathom the idea of the world still existing once they’re gone.

i need some nonsense. i’m fuming from the last one.

i fucking quit. returned!

this bitch is fucking stupid. how can i possibly finish a book about a bitch this fucking stupid? you had to test if your fucking murder machine that you were just told about was actually a murder machine? i really hate her.

‘that was blight!’ — i fucking knew it.

i really hate her. it’s really hard to read a book where someone is gonna learn from their racism (hopefully). it is really not fun to be in the mind of someone so ignorant and unwilling to see the humanity in other people.

is their magic system what causes the blight? like whenever they pull energy reserves is that creating a beam of power that will kill my people? i am very suspicious.