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i don’t understand this series. i read the synopsis and i have no idea what these three books have to do with each other.

okay, it wasn’t the mood’s fault. this book is losing me!

now that i’m in a good mood this book is way better. depression will really fuck a book up.

i have no idea what is going on. they just met and 5 seconds later he asked her out. i feel like i skipped something.

i’m bored

damn, her mom’s name is serena? i also wanted to name a witch mom serena. i guess that’s just an obvious choice. 🤷🏾‍♀️

i love that benji is in all of these. it took me so long to realize.

i knew bea coming back would be something since elsy said she was the closest thing to rachel.

men ain’t shit! i can’t believe he did that to her.

she only saw this guy like a day ago. she already doesn’t recognize him? does 7 years change him so much.

accidentally reading another book about a girl name clementine. his name better not be tom.

if you fall for this shit i’m gonna be so pissed.

👏🏾 , she’s finally fucking calling him tom. it was so weird for her to keep calling him by his last name after he already told her to stop.

i’m actually triggered by hearing the same vo talk about an age gap and say “there’s a power imbalance”. i’m trying to get over it! at least this book knows how to be normal about it.

she was supposed to know that the email was a typo and come hours before what she was told? don’t piss me off!

lmao i’m dumb as hell. i was like “lemme go listen to a hozier so i can understand the vibe. what’s that song i like?” it was nfwmb. am i stupid? nothing fucks with my baby — if not for my baby. duh! 🤦🏾‍♀️

to be fair i listen to the pitched up “lesbian” version and completely forget it’s his song.

he’s 6’6”, irish and his stage name is his last name. that is all the facts i know about hozier (from googling it 5 seconds ago) and it’s true about halloran. this is weird. real people fanfiction isn’t obvious to me because i don’t know a damn thing about any celebrity. i’ve only listened to like 3 hozier songs so i don’t know if these titles are his vibe.

here we go. i’m trying this book again in a better mood (not true, i am in a terrible mood) i’ll give it 5 chapters.

boyfriend in a gang? get away from me!

this feels like reading a diary.

“the problem with my life is that it was somebody’s else’s idea.” — i just stopped and cried for several minutes.

i need a ya palette cleanser. i am so deeply unhappy because of that damn book.

i added this to my tbr on december 16th 2020. jesus!

he’s proposing to her? i hate this book!

i’m rolling my eyes so much. i’m so unhappy! sometimes you should just listen to yourself. i knew i wasn’t gonna like this but i liked not in love so much that i convinced myself that i might like this. moron! 😔

of course he hasn’t had sex with anyone else since he’s met her. oh ali, why aren’t men allowed to have exes? why aren’t they allowed to be normal people who are attracted to multiple different people? why they gotta be celibate simps? i swear deep end and not in love are the only ones where they have an ex that they care about.

nah, let’s not try to fucking fleabag, baby. it’s word for word. stole her whole flow! i love you/it’ll pass. shut the fuck up!

fucking jonathan smith fucking turner?! these bitches are really connected. it actually works because science spaces are super connected (i think, i’m making that up. 🤷🏾‍♀️)

this one is exactly like the other ones except she calls out her own nonsense. the guy is several years older but now she’s acting like that’s bad so that makes it worse for me. he’s way taller but she is showing restraint with the mentions of it. the female lead can cum if you just snap in her direction. the guy is very clearly in love with her but at least she’s isn’t unreasonably obtuse about it.

she loves connecting these hoes. scarlet and lucas from deep end are here? it took a second for it to click.