dani’s Reviews > Problematic Summer Romance > Status Update

he’s proposing to her? i hate this book!

of course he hasn’t had sex with anyone else since he’s met her. oh ali, why aren’t men allowed to have exes? why aren’t they allowed to be normal people who are attracted to multiple different people? why they gotta be celibate simps? i swear deep end and not in love are the only ones where they have an ex that they care about.

nah, let’s not try to fucking fleabag, baby. it’s word for word. stole her whole flow! i love you/it’ll pass. shut the fuck up!

fucking jonathan smith fucking turner?! these bitches are really connected. it actually works because science spaces are super connected (i think, i’m making that up. 🤷🏾‍♀️)

this one is exactly like the other ones except she calls out her own nonsense. the guy is several years older but now she’s acting like that’s bad so that makes it worse for me. he’s way taller but she is showing restraint with the mentions of it. the female lead can cum if you just snap in her direction. the guy is very clearly in love with her but at least she’s isn’t unreasonably obtuse about it.

she loves connecting these hoes. scarlet and lucas from deep end are here? it took a second for it to click.

it’s insane but this book is making me question if i even liked not in love.

she got mistaken as his daughter? she’s calling him daddy to make him uncomfortable? why don’t you just kill me instead?

very weird decision to make the woman she sees as a mother figure the ex girlfriend of the guy she’s interested in. dating mommy’s boyfriend?? very fucking weird!

i’ve said it before and it’s not conducive to being a healthy person but we gotta bring back beating bitches asses. maya, you can not stand for this! pull her hair out of her head!