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i’m listening to the audiobook and it’s so funny because he very obviously read her pov accidentally. no one caught that?

what the fuck! now she’s talking about him being handsome?

we are in the first chapter and he’s already talking about kissing her? some enemy you are.

he turned up the thermostat on 5 year olds?

this women stressed me the fuck out and now i don’t feel like reading this right now. gonna try something else and read this tomorrow probably.

she got mistaken for a student and now you’re kissing her on the football field at the school. let’s not do that! 😬

hell yeah! he got her curry! after her bestie literally just said that she stopped eating it because that damn white man said it was too spicy. this is the right white man for her.

all this for a white man that can’t even lift you?

he’s calling both of them trying to prevent them from having sex? ben, when i fucking catch you!

“the last person i should be going after is someone in love with my brother.” - why would he phrase it like that? this is gonna be a problem later. this is so messy :)

i fucking knew it! i’m glad they revealed it early since it was so obvious. if he chooses to be with dylan instead that’s fine. my bitch better get her money by the end though.

is he in love with his sister’s best friend? every mention of them is… interesting.

i don’t give a fuck about anything else that happens in this book. if she doesn’t marry that damn man and get that $200,000 dollars i will be fucking pissed!

honestly this is exactly what i expect from a man. he seems appealing at first but don’t let him open his damn mouth. it will be nonsense.

she’s about to be evicted and this man is like my grandpa banned me from the vacation home in france. what the fuck are you taking about?

these people are morons

i completely forgot that the reason i wanted to read this was because i saw someone say it’s like you deserve each other. that’s big shoes to fill. that might be the funniest book i read this year.

this has been in tbr for 4 years? i don’t recall adding it but i don’t remember most of the books i have saved to read on this damn site.

the british lesbian history at the end is so good. hearing about a lesbian living in strawberry hill and i’m from (a different) strawberry hill feels so weird and cool. i’m so lame.

martin? are you fucking serious? i would beat your ass into the fucking ground, bitch! don’t play with me like that again.

i had every reason to be nervous. colin is a bookie? i love that for him.

i’m nervous. where’s colin?

right, sex. obviously. 🤦🏾‍♀️

oh my gosh, how is there is so much book left? i went to check the time thinking i was nearly done. what else could possibly happen? i’m so excited to find out.

i love when someone gets cussed the fuck out and they’re reaction is “i need dat!”

the entire book i was picturing hoopz and shaq but i should’ve been picturing shaunie and shaq. they made the height difference sound so fucking weird. i feel dramatic. my brain was over exaggerated how tiny she was in my head. shit, i misremembered how tiny hoopz looked. they still look strange but not like she’s a little kid.

i’m just yelling i know every second.

book i read you! why is the epilogue telling me things that i read in the book? i know what happened i literally just read it 2 seconds ago!

let’s bring back torture and public shaming. let’s bring back the pillory. death is too good for him. i need someone to whip the skin off his back and rip the nails from his fingers.

a flashback? why don’t you just kill me instead? i knew enough! i would rather have been shot in the back of the head in a field then made to visualize that. my sweet baby! if we don’t kill her mother then what’s the point?

he puts a single hand over her bare breasts and it covers MOST of her TORSO? book just kill me. just stab me instead! she is being described like she’s a child! i just genuinely don’t enjoy big man, tiny woman even a little bit. please stop reminding me that she’s so little!

why would he bring up how small her vagina is in comparison to a single finger? i am so disgusted by this sex scene that i had to stop for 15 minutes to rant out loud to myself. why did they make the choose to make her tiny as hell, 11 years younger, and have childhood sexual trauma? i’m very weirded out by this one. at least when august said his weird ass shit him and iris were the same age.