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Can't stop giggling

They are as mature as grape juice 🧃 🍇

This screams 2016

Is this just the bee movie memes fanfiction??

HE COUNTED HER FRECKLES

SHAMING HAHAHHAHAHHAH although they are probably getting shaked real good

So far really fun and funny but booooooooo to the slut shaking
BoooOOOOOOOO 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

"if i smell like him you smell like bullshit"
!!!!!!

My heart is filled with rage, poor baby :(

hihihihihihi

I am too dumb for this book. Also somehow too many words

it has the same vibes as Something Wilder by Christina Lauren

kissing for "science"

WHY IS THIS SO CUTE? I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, TWO DORKY DORKS WHO ARE IN LOVE. I AM SOBBING.

THIS IS SO CUTE IM DYING WHAT A BUNCH OF DORKS

They are all so dumb i love them very much

are they fucking on top of a horse????

I could write an essay on why Bill sucks and you know what? maybe I will

I could write an essay on why Bill sucks and you know what? maybe I will

Oh my god just kissssssss they are so gayyyyyy and so so cute and omg yes
Just kisssssssssss

Can vampires get UTIs? Give some of course but have them themselves? Probably not because they are immune to all sicknesses BUT ALSO you can cut these vampires AND they cry blood so
It's not TOO farfetched that they can also get UTIs right? BUT also!!! They are cold. That doesn't change anything but bacteria probably doesnt live on them as easily as on/in humans right?
Anyway Sookie is getting that icicle dick rn

Bill sucks (literally). I'm sorry to stay that but he does!
Eric supremacy!!!

It's True Blood time bitchessssss

They are such horny lil dumb goblins and I love them so much. I love how they try to justify everything. Babes it's okay. Y'all have your happy little horny throuple and y'all are going to be so happy no need FOR AN OTHER DUDE TO SUPERVISE THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE SEX! "To make sure" sure babes sure

Ok but can they please kiss

I'm sorry but I can't. I just can't
NO one in the history of existence of ears and Quebecois can consider the accent sexy. NO ONE

I'm so sorry, but no
Respectfully no
QUEBECOIS??????? SEXY?????? IN WHAT WORLD. PLANET (again no disrespect to Quebecois you're LOVELY people hugs and kisses) but NO
I'm so mad like actually I need to lay down

Thank FUCK I'm almost done because what the ACTUAL fuck am I reading. And I cannot stop. Help. get me outttttty

I'm loving it!
Jake is my favorite! (It better not change)

I am also shocked and surprised that I somehow have like almost of all the series
And yes I do not sleep
Who needs sleep when you have books
Honestly