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Can vampires get UTIs? Give some of course but have them themselves? Probably not because they are immune to all sicknesses BUT ALSO you can cut these vampires AND they cry blood so
It's not TOO farfetched that they can also get UTIs right? BUT also!!! They are cold. That doesn't change anything but bacteria probably doesnt live on them as easily as on/in humans right?
Anyway Sookie is getting that icicle dick rn

Bill sucks (literally). I'm sorry to stay that but he does!
Eric supremacy!!!