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I would love to know the source for “Surprisingly—or perhaps not surprisingly given the subject matter—there is disagreement among anthropologists regarding ritual cannibalism. Some deny that it ever occurred, while others claim that the behavior did occur but was uncommon.” bc there are tribes alive today that participate in ritualistic cannibalism??? idk maybe I’m misunderstanding & I’ll be proven wrong

“Trying to pull one over on someone from the Jilted Exes Club” oh my goddd shut uppp no one would care about that in the real world 😭 good sex scene though and I do actually like the characters but I’m kinda over the perfect LI and insecure MC dynamic (that’s not just a this-book thing it’s the whole genre)

This prologue is ridiculous omg in no world would this go viral in such a way that Hayes is getting that kind of attention and everyone starts saying “You got Hayesed” please be serious. Stuff like this always takes me out of books because realism would be easier and less annoying

Gonna have to get an ebook of this or something the audiobook narrator is not for me at all. I lasted 2 mins

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I’m sorry but in what world is this name getting looks and stares everytime he goes to a restaurant because of his tattoos and piercings. What are his tattoos??? Like what reality is this

The argument with Zander and Seven was ridiculous. Stop babying Zander!! And every single one of y’all needs therapy!!

Wait a puzzle is such a good first date idea. Lovee

Oh…I do not like Molly. Really weird and annoying. <spoiler>When he found out about Seven not calling someone back… immediately got offended and and went on a and mentioned surprising someone with lunch at their work… which is weird if you haven’t been dating long!! and then after that show he put on on that first date…. weird! Therapy is needed</spoiler>

<spoiler>I already don’t like how this SA is being handled. His roommates first reaction being “you’re a part of the problem” ?????????</spoiler> AND on top of that I don’t like Sevens voice.. this whole made up curse word thing is going to be annoying

<spoiler>“They found your price, love.”</spoiler> WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK😭😭😭

I’ve read this before but I kinda forget the specifics….. but if <spoiler>he actually tries to or actually dumps that man because of his grandma I’m going to scream!!! Also didn’t he tell him what was in the contract?? Or is that just something we know? I can’t remember</spoiler>

Lmaoo this old money hateful family that only likes their gay son for optics… and the author had to make sure we knew the grandma isn’t a Trump supporter 😂 yeah sureeee

I love the dramatics 😭

“All I can hear is him. With each heavy breath, he draws out more of the air in the room. He breathes it in, makes it his own before breathing out again, sending it over to me, forcing me to exist on something else he’s recycled. I try to breathe less, to hold my breath, until I have to take in a deeper lungful when I can’t hold it any longer.”

[SPOILERS] Zolo’s backstory, finding out about Kuina’s death, and asking her father for her swords was so much better and emotional in the anime. It was so quick in the manga everything happened so quickly I knew what was coming and still had whiplash. It was such an emotional scene when he asked for the swords I remember sobbing and it was just a single square with no emotion in the manga 😭

I’m confused about Zolo immediately asking Luffy to untie him when he first sees him because he can’t go on any longer… but then tells Luffy he’s weak if he couldn’t last and that he doesn’t want to be untied?? (I love Zolo btw this just confused me)

I’m rereading this to finish the series and I forgot how cute it started off 🥺 I love pining and that prologue set the story up so good! Friends to lovers is superior in every way (I wish there was less throw up though)

I do not understand these characters in this series obsession with “getting themselves ready” (fingering themselves) before every sexual encounter 😭

Amos and Charlie’s friendship is my favorite 🥹 I love themmmm

Why would you not tell your daughter you hired her ex that’s crazy 😭😭

Um. What was that sex scene?

What kind of journalist and publication would publish someone’s nudes without consent?? Is that not illegal

Shitting on Gen Z is so cheap and annoying 🙄

Russ: My friends aren’t mean girls they just project that image to intimidate people
*two paragraphs later they are bitching and talking shit about Cal for no reason* ok

It’s bothering me that I can’t remember what random fucking book Gabe’s found family are from. I’m sure a lot of people love it but I absolutely hate how intertwined all of Eden Finley & Saxon James’ books are

Are we really….at 60% into this book….and as grown men…..still talking about breaking the “Four Golden Rules of One Night Stands” !????

That was NOT a good phone sex scene