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Barely three chapters in an already love it. Hilarious descriptive writing in a grim dark setting.

This is one of those books you don’t want to end. Unfortunately I’m very close to the end. I hope he’s ready to release the sequel soon.

For some reason this book has been the story I’ve been wanting for a while. Hopefully he keeps up the ridiculous Sanderson release speed he’s known for, because I’ll finish this quick and panic waiting for the sequel.

The world is all that much more perfect when Sanderson writes a sci-fi series.

I’m enjoying this book, but Stephen King’s absolute lack of knowledge about firearms is bothersome. Cringy to the point that the book is taking an unforeseen comedic turn.

I’m glad this book is long.

So far this book is everything I’ve been craving since the last one.

It's good to laugh at Jalan again.

Love it!

I had to pause and get on Goodreads just to mention that right as I was reading the description of the Niksik, a fart from my girlfriends dog wafted right into my face. Good job Lance, your books come with smells.

The fact that Two Dogs Fucking looks sad when he doesn't run into the Lunkheads, is hilarious.

This book makes me happy.

This book is crazy. Everyone is crazy.