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I've figured it all out: Effin' Lucky Mule

E.L.M ?!?

As a child I had a catchphrase:"Eowyns don't sleep". I could never remember falling asleep and always had trouble with it so I was convinced I never slept at all.
Anyways I'm listening to this book At 4 AM because my cat is coming off her meds and keeps waking me up ✌️

Oh so adoptive family members don't count for ancestral curses. Doesn't seem fair to me.

Hey bad apple yada yada. But if one guy is pissing on your stuff, hawking loogies in your coffee, and publicly sexually assaulting you on your first day of work- that doesn't mean there's only one cop committing a campaign of terror against you. Every single person knew that was happening including her partner and other squads.

Mr Henry? More like Mr MARC Records himself.

You're telling me all the girls are straight!

The fact that they are taking this "I know who did it thing" seriously is crazy to me. Teens love doing that shit.

Leave Lee!!!! Escape!!!

The way they are insulting this woman in her 30s body is insane

Role credits

MASSIVE SPOILERS: but I can't believe the plot twist is Mick is the reasonable one

Def the most homoerotic of Tana French's books

Okay I'm locking in my guess now. Pat is the crazy paranoid type- which is why his wife didn't want to tell him about the intruder. With nothing to occupy his time he went wild with it. The family grew more isolated and more insular until one day he lost it. So he's meant to parallel Dina in this case. My nephew has locked in the grandma as the killer.

Ah we've uncovered it, the secret to a perfect solve record is profiling.

Man I'm glad Frank found a vulnerable woman to police brutalize and blame for all his problems- wouldn't be a detective novel without it

They're eating dojo loaches! Noooo. I literally have three of those (would recommend they are very active in the tank and the library children love them. The only downside is they have Cthulhu mouths and kiss your hands if you stick them in the tank which always freaks me out).

I had listened to 10% of this book as an audiobook and was not enjoying the experience- this morning I pop open the physical book and there's a whole introduction that's not in the audiobook! This thing is full of footnotes!

.... I do just have my wisdom teeth in a plastic baggie in my house 🤷🏻‍♀️

They sent Murderbot to the rain forest cafe!

This is not a book for librarians. It might be a book for English majors?- though it’s not very academic. NPR listeners?

Lamprey pie mention! That's what killed Henry I!