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Obssessed with the baster

Why would you fly into Sun Valley instead of Boise if you lived in the southwest part of Idaho

Her husband just gave her a flip phone but in the timeline of this book it's 13 years before she becomes Instagram famous... like bffr if this is the 90s then 13 years later is still before Instagram even exists much less Instagram reels??? I was already telling Aijah that the portrayal of a Target in Idaho in the middle of nowhere already annoyed me. Please at least go to the place your book is set before writing.

Ok this is actually making me laugh out loud occasionally and I hope that was the authors intention

I have so many thoughts and questions but they don’t fit within the character limit of a Goodreads update. Mainly disbelief that something this unnuanced could be published. Also why is it written like this

“With that he smote Freda such a blow with his fist that he fell back stunned, and died soon after.”

So turns out Arwen is Aragorn’s great-great-great-…(times like 50) uncle’s daughter. Yas Hapsburgs. Arwen’s also probably like 3000 years old bc her dad is like 6000 years old. But she also falls in love with the twink who is 20. True love is real 💖 Stephanie Meyer found dead in home

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If I also had to third wheel in a backpacking trip with two twinks who were desperately in love with each other and be a guide like Sacagawea for a Lewis and Clark who are fucking on the down low I too would become a shriveled, slimy creature walking on all fours out of sheer desperation and I too would also lead them to a cave inhabited by a malevolent undefeatable ageless evil. Like I sympathize yk

Romantic tension between Gimli and Legolas >>

Read this before going to bed at 1am and the first part was so terrifying I had to go to bed with the light on

Mimse asked about buddy reading this one month ago and I was on page like 80... progress😀

Watching this with Faith on Thursday so let’s see if I make it

Much better than I remembered tbh

Idk if I’m tripping but I swear my copy has had like 5 major typos in the past 50 pages.

"Each of us narrates our life as it suits us" she ate her up...

All of this could have been stopped if they were lesbian lovers who went to middle school together.

Update for the culture I stayed up until 4am last night reading this because I had to know what was going to happen next and then next until at some point I was like dude you have to go to bed. Elena Greco is increasingly annoying and has the emotional blindness of a middle school boy how could you not know what was going on with Pinuccia... It's like every high school relationship ever but with massive stakes.

I don’t understand how when you reread a book with a progress update it claims that you are on the page of your last progress update when you last read the book… like no I am not on page 301 literal seconds after starting the reread??

I have an iOS reminder set to finish this book by September 24th 2024, when I was supposed to have finished this book to decide which of the two I would translate. It is now September 24th 2025.

I decided to annotate

Starting pt 2

LMAO I can’t take this seriously anymore

First character of color??