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So turns out Arwen is Aragorn’s great-great-great-…(times like 50) uncle’s daughter. Yas Hapsburgs. Arwen’s also probably like 3000 years old bc her dad is like 6000 years old. But she also falls in love with the twink who is 20. True love is real 💖 Stephanie Meyer found dead in home
— Aug 02, 2026 08:09AM
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aidan
is on page 1066 of 1178
“With that he smote Freda such a blow with his fist that he fell back stunned, and died soon after.”
— Aug 02, 2026 09:56AM
aidan
is on page 743 of 1178
If I also had to third wheel in a backpacking trip with two twinks who were desperately in love with each other and be a guide like Sacagawea for a Lewis and Clark who are fucking on the down low I too would become a shriveled, slimy creature walking on all fours out of sheer desperation and I too would also lead them to a cave inhabited by a malevolent undefeatable ageless evil. Like I sympathize yk
— Jul 13, 2026 03:29PM