aidan’s Reviews > The Lord of the Rings > Status Update

So turns out Arwen is Aragorn’s great-great-great-…(times like 50) uncle’s daughter. Yas Hapsburgs. Arwen’s also probably like 3000 years old bc her dad is like 6000 years old. But she also falls in love with the twink who is 20. True love is real 💖 Stephanie Meyer found dead in home

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If I also had to third wheel in a backpacking trip with two twinks who were desperately in love with each other and be a guide like Sacagawea for a Lewis and Clark who are fucking on the down low I too would become a shriveled, slimy creature walking on all fours out of sheer desperation and I too would also lead them to a cave inhabited by a malevolent undefeatable ageless evil. Like I sympathize yk

Romantic tension between Gimli and Legolas >>

Beasted 💪💪

Experiencing many emotions right now

This took the whole day

Now onto the other three weeks of reading 😗