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It’s sexy little play time with a milk bottle... but all I can think of is milk breath... 🤢

The sexual tension!! 🔥

The window game was adorable!!

For a book length of 1641 locations. The author seems to be chucking mates at people at an alarming speed... I like my sexy times in a book, but having one in each chapter with a different couple... I’m getting whiplash. 😵

Lol. Water sports! 🤣

Thank fuck. Gabe. Yes. You can keep your balls.

Omg... wth Gabe. If you seriously don’t man up. I’m gonna twist your balls off. You don’t need them.

Yes. Hot monkey sex is the thing to do right after you tell your chief that the humans are coming to kill the clan and yeah, they be there soon. *eye roll*

The inconsistencies are killing me here... in book 2, a mate bond is broken when a mate dies, yet the mc didn’t feel the bond break, but instead choose to believe that his mate had died?! What?! 😟 In book 2 mates can smell each others scent on each other, yet in book 3, our mc’s seem to not be able to smell their scents on each other after a night of rigorous sexing?! Gah 🤯

Sweet baby Jesus... *face palm* Just watched an MC go from straight up Dom to whiny chick with a dick. Why???? 😑

It wasn’t just that I wanted to get mine. I wanted you to not get yours, because you not getting yours made mine so fucking much better.— 🤣

It wasn’t just that I wanted to get mine. I wanted you to not get yours, because you not getting yours made mine so fucking much better.— 🤣

Oh my god!! Noooo!!! Sunscreen as lube?! *faint* 😧

“What do you think? AB neg or B neg?”
“Neither,” Logan said, wrinkling his nose and backing up a step. “That’s disgusting!”
“Says the man who chases down Bambi and eats it alive.”— 🤣

“I’m a werewolf and remember that time I fucked and bit you? Well, you’re going to turn into one too on the next full moon. Congrats!”— 🤣

“I’m a werewolf and remember that time I fucked and bit you? Well, you’re going to turn into one too on the next full moon. Congrats!”— 🤣

Cured from all ptsd from the rape via a bj?! *scratches head*

Did not appreciate getting blindsided with the rape scene. Would’ve appreciated a warning in the blurb about it. ☹️

From krakens on to centaurs. I’m so excited!! 😍

Alrighty! I’m officially going in. Fingers crossed that there be tentacle sex in this one. 🤞🏼 Cuz come on, krakens and tentacles.

I love MCs that communicate well with each other, but freaking peanut butter on a stick, please just stop 🛑 talking and just bone!!! Gah!!!!!

Virgin kraken and experienced female lead?! Oooh la la~ Tentacle sex this time around? 👀

Where’s my tentacle sex?! 👀

Great... per the author when an omegas water breaks, it sounds like a walnut cracking... I can’t look at walnuts the same way again... 😭

Diapers?! Diapers already?! I’m only 2% in and it’s an ode to diapers. *faint*

“Fine. Let’s say you’re a traitorous, hateful coward. I’ve been celibate my entire life up until I met you, and you fuck like a porn star. Don’t you think I deserve that?”— Noah’s adorable

Wait... what?! They just met, petted a dragon, chatted and now it’s love?? 👀

“Fuck, I had to people today—again—second day this week.” — big bad alpha not so fond of ppl eh? 🤣

Gingerbread mouse?! Did I miss the memo where MC 1 explains where the nickname comes from? Plunder his mouth?! Plundering the mouth of a gingerbread mouse? 😱 Great. Now I have a literal visual of a gingerbread mouse getting his mouth plundered.... 😭

Eh. Did I miss something? 29% in and I feel like I missed the beginning half and we’re moving at warp speed.... 🤔