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You accused her of murder and she got you fired and you...think you should go talk to this woman in private? She tracked down your personal cell phone number even though you work for the FBI. Dude...

It's been 5 years but the locker is still there? The car? Hmm.

Chevy is just that blonde girl from Criminal Minds. I didn't like her in the show and I don't like her here.

Rain, Sky, and now Chevrolet? This is getting ridiculous fast. Also why is another BAU agent booking your hotel room? And there is seriously ZERO availability? And so SHE calls your sister FOR you? What kind of coworker is this?

Character 1: "Were you alone with so and so?"
Main Character: "Yeah."
Me: What? No you weren't. Did I miss an entire section where you were along with this person?
Main Character: [Flashes back to the ENTIRE PAGES LONG SCENE where they were alone with this person]

I'm sorry but that's ridiculous. This thing wasn't written on a typewriter. Just go back and insert this missing scene. Useless interruption.

I always get what I want! I'm totally ruthless!! Oh but of course I wont raise your rent. What kind of heartless bastard do you think I am?